“He’s very hungry.”

Considering the circumstances that led to Natrez Patrick’s now-served suspension, I’m not sure that’s the best adjective to go with here, Reggie.  (Which isn’t the same thing as saying it’s inaccurate.  Because, munchies.)

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16 responses to ““He’s very hungry.”

  1. Otto

    I don’t think he is hungry for Funyuns and pizza

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  2. AusDawg85

    Mel Tucker: “Patrick…Stidham has your Cheetos. Go get ’em!”

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  3. Doggoned

    Can we get him a prescription for medical marijuana? WWSD?

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  4. Bright Idea

    And he got caught by an officer with the eyes of Superman! Lying will get you nowhere in A-CC.

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  5. Reinmart

    LOL that is funny.

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  6. Cojones

    I don’t get it. He had his safety flashers on and he thought of that after smoking and bee-lining for munchies.

    Cookies just don’t call the attention that skunk foretells and smoke foresmells. And they go over well with dates(candied, and girls).

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  7. Russ

    I was watching “Tales from the Tour Bus” on Cinemax and they told the story about Willie Nelson going on a tour of Canada. He had his bus steam cleaned and removed all offending materials before crossing the border, but it still reeked. The dogs at the border went nuts, but when they took a dog onto the bus, he didn’t know what to do, so he just sat there. Overload, I guess.

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  8. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    Funny stories aside, I am looking forward to his return. It couldn’t come at a better time. Hope he earns it this week in practice.

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  9. Hamp Tanner

    Take this for what it is worth, but a reliable source told me that Kirby has ridden his ass for 4 weeks reminding him how he has let the team down, being selfish, etc, etc. It is expected that he will have a burning desire to make amends on the Plains. Pun intended. He will indeed have the munchies like UGA going after Mr. Baker in 1996. GATA Natrez.

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  10. Cojones

    Smart whispers into Natrez’s ear, “Make like Pac Man and eat your way to the QB.”.

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