I swear, every time I read a story like this, I think of my favorite line from Nobody’s Fool.
At least no trees were harmed.
I swear, every time I read a story like this, I think of my favorite line from Nobody’s Fool.
At least no trees were harmed.
Filed under Auburn's Cast of Thousands, General Idiocy, Whoa, oh, Alabama
“... Shoot, why does anybody who’s ever won something do it again? Because it’s cool. So, let’s go do it again. Let’s see if we’ve got what it takes.” -- Stetson Bennett, The Athletic, 3/22/22
From Alabama with love for your neighbor. Come Iron Bowl time to hide.
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This happens about once every other year. Usually, it’s after the game. That’s the only thing peculiar about this one.
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Attempted murder < second degree assault in Alabama. Shooter must have on the right side of the argument.
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In Alabama, “Which football team is better?” is a fair question to ask during jury selection.
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It grounds for a cause challenge, depending on the answer?
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The SEC. it just means….more.
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lol
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A highly underappreciated movie.
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I can’t tell which fan (Bama or Auburn) did the shooting. I’m guessing Auburn, but I do not think well of Auburn so that may not be fair. 🙂
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You’ve obviously never lived in Alabama if you assume the AU guy was the shooter. There’s a reason stereotypes exist.
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I live in Bama and I would automatically go with the Bama fan.
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I’m still waiting for the auburn/alabama dynamic to enter into their senatorial clusterfuck. Think of the possibilities. You know it has to be bubbling just underneath the surface.
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The degree holders of either school would be more in the camp of Luther Strange (Bama grad). Archetypal Moore supporter is less educated and leary of establishment institutions. That’s a broad stroke but generally accurate.
That said, like any good southerner, Alabamians of all stripes don’t like outsiders telling them what to do or who to vote for.
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That ain’t all they don’t like.
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I stayed on the site and read an article about the Roy Moore accusations and wow. I’ll never run for office. Say a girls pretty and wo!
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And grabbed a tit and Wo! And exposed himself and Wo! And was kicked out of a mall for chasing under-aged girls and Wo!
But I’m sure he has a Scripture quote for every action that ‘Bama folks will say was the work of the Lord.
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When adding up the sins committed in the name of college football, I think a non life threatening gun shot wound is probably a relatively minor one.
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“You can’t fix stupid.”- Ron White
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Helluva week for the Gumps.
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