November 15, 2017 · 3:57 PM

Today, in ‘Murica

I swear, every time I read a story like this, I think of my favorite line from Nobody’s Fool.

At least no trees were harmed.

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Filed under Auburn's Cast of Thousands, General Idiocy, Whoa, oh, Alabama

20 responses to “Today, in ‘Murica”

  1. Alamosa
    November 15, 2017 at 4:26 PM

    From Alabama with love for your neighbor. Come Iron Bowl time to hide.

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  2. Derek
    November 15, 2017 at 4:37 PM

    This happens about once every other year. Usually, it’s after the game. That’s the only thing peculiar about this one.

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  3. sniffer
    November 15, 2017 at 4:40 PM

    Attempted murder < second degree assault in Alabama. Shooter must have on the right side of the argument.

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  4. Greg63
    November 15, 2017 at 5:05 PM

    The SEC. it just means….more.

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  5. Athens Dog
    November 15, 2017 at 5:06 PM

    A highly underappreciated movie.

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  6. Dylan Dreyer's Booty
    November 15, 2017 at 5:28 PM

    I can’t tell which fan (Bama or Auburn) did the shooting. I’m guessing Auburn, but I do not think well of Auburn so that may not be fair. 🙂

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  7. doofusdawg
    November 15, 2017 at 6:06 PM

    I’m still waiting for the auburn/alabama dynamic to enter into their senatorial clusterfuck. Think of the possibilities. You know it has to be bubbling just underneath the surface.

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    • sniffer
      November 15, 2017 at 7:25 PM

      The degree holders of either school would be more in the camp of Luther Strange (Bama grad). Archetypal Moore supporter is less educated and leary of establishment institutions. That’s a broad stroke but generally accurate.

      That said, like any good southerner, Alabamians of all stripes don’t like outsiders telling them what to do or who to vote for.

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  8. Truckin
    November 15, 2017 at 6:45 PM

    I stayed on the site and read an article about the Roy Moore accusations and wow. I’ll never run for office. Say a girls pretty and wo!

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    • Cojones
      November 16, 2017 at 1:06 PM

      And grabbed a tit and Wo! And exposed himself and Wo! And was kicked out of a mall for chasing under-aged girls and Wo!

      But I’m sure he has a Scripture quote for every action that ‘Bama folks will say was the work of the Lord.

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  9. Gurkha Dawg
    November 15, 2017 at 7:29 PM

    When adding up the sins committed in the name of college football, I think a non life threatening gun shot wound is probably a relatively minor one.

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  10. Nashville West
    November 15, 2017 at 8:54 PM

    “You can’t fix stupid.”- Ron White

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  11. gatriguy
    November 16, 2017 at 8:50 AM

    Helluva week for the Gumps.

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