BREAKING: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Damn, this is great.

You know UT put more on the table than that.

What was SOD, like the Vols’ seventh pick?  What’s the over/under on the number of offers they make this time before they get someone to bite?

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94 responses to “BREAKING: Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

  1. Castleberry

    How long before Derek Mason’s name comes up?

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  2. rex

    This reminds me of our search for a D coordinator from a few years back.

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  3. Derek

    What’s Gerry DiNardo up to these days?

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  4. Doerun was close to being run out of Raleigh 2 years ago. He seems to have things moving in the right direction there. I believe he worked for the chancellor at Northern Illinois. $3m goes a long way in the Triangle without the pressure cooker of Knoxville. I don’t blame him one bit for considering his current gig a better situation than UTK.

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    • Dolly Llama

      ee, I live here like you do and actually work at NC State. What a difference a year makes, eh? 11 months ago, they were ready to ride Doeren’s ass out on a red-hot rail.

      I personally think State was dumb as hell to give him a raise and extend his contract. Over 63 games, he’s three games over .500 and his record in the ACC is even more dismal than Butch’s SEC record was. Yes, he had a decent year this year, but we’ll see what next year is like with the talent leaving the team after this season.

      I would have LOVED to see DD go to Tennessee. I personally think State could do better with an up-and-coming coordinator than Doeren, but apparently that ship has sailed and State will be stuck with him for five more years — because I’d be REAL surprised if anyone else gets desperate enough to come knocking on his door again.

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      • WF Dawg

        Yeah, the State folks I know were practically begging UT to take him off their hands. And that was despite this year’s 8-4 mark.

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        • Bulldog Joe

          Search twitter for @StateCoachD and see who is undermining the Vol coaching search.

          Those Tennessee fans are nuts!

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      • I lived there for 14 years … we moved back to the Atl 2 years ago. I didn’t want to change my handle and look like a sock puppet. 🙂

        My question about the NC State program is what is the ceiling of that program. It’s not a national championship caliber program. It’s probably not even an ACC championship caliber program with Clemson, FSU, Miami and Virginia Tech in the neighborhood. Could they make the ACC championship once every 7 years or so? Probably.

        But I agree with you … I don’t think Doeren is going to get a big shot again.

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        • Dolly Llama

          I’ve been here six years, and I sure as hell never paid any attention to State football before coming here, but near as I can ascertain, this year pretty well is the ceiling for NC State. I’d heard it was a basketball school when I came, but they’ve sucked ass at that since I’ve been here as well.

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          • They had a damn good team in 2002 with Philip Rivers and that crew. They demolished ND in the Gator Bowl that year (and finished top 15 or so).

            I went to my first State game that year against FSU at Carter-Finley (which isn’t a bad stadium except it’s ACC small). I wore red with a Georgia cap of course. It was right after we beat Auburn on 70X Takeoff to win the East. A State fan behind me asked, “What are you doing here? We don’t play real football.”

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  5. 3rdandGrantham

    Holy crap. First the Duke coach, then Purdue coach, and now the NCST coach all have said no to UT. My gosh this is beautiful. Here’s the thing, regardless of who UT eventually hires, rivals can use this against them in recruiting, saying that UT’s coach was literally their 11th choice.

    I suggest UT reach out to the following to gauge their interest: Joe Lee Dunn, Billy Brewer, Galen Hall, Woody Widenhofer, Jackie Sherril, Ron Zook, Ray Goff, Dave Shula, Curly Hallman…who else am I missing?

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  6. Bill June

    Steve Spurrier, like the Spider to the Fly, recommended Tee Martin as coach. That could be an emotional hire to put out the flames.

    However, Tee dosen’t have experience for the head job and has just been a position coach really, although his title says OC. There’s about a 10% chance it could turn out Dabo Swinney and 90% it will turn out Ray Goff.

    This is a toxic brew of desperation by elite boosters and administrators trying to appease the unwashed and keep their jobs and a mouthbreathing fanbase desperate for a tie to the glory days, all cheered on by cynical opportunists by Clay Travis.

    In the zero-sum game of college football, it is good for UGA. Its a slow motion train wreck for TN though. Its almost sad.

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    • Just Chuck (The Other One)

      I would have thought Ray except that he had a heart attack a while back (treated at St. Mary’s according to billboards that were up in Athens a year or two ago). Not sure someone with that medical history would want to coach again, especially in Knoxville. I know Ray expressed a desire to coach again when he was fired. Say what you will about his coaching skills but, I think he’s too nice a person to survive the pressures at UT right now. If I were putting money on it, I’d say it’s going to be Tee Martin. He may be the only one who would willingly take that position right now.

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    • Biggus Rickus

      Goff left behind enough talent for Donnan to go 10-2 one year. If they got the same out of Martin at Tennessee, they’d be better off than they are right now.

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  7. DawgFlan

    Knoxville
    Currie
    Haslam
    Trolling Kiffin
    Fulmer
    Clay Travis
    UT fans
    Play Bama, UGA, and UF every year

    What’s not to love???

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  8. Walt

    It’s pretty clear what Tennessee needs to do – Charlie Weiss with a $100 million buyout.

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  9. Mary Kate Danaher

    Latest seems to be UT looking at Kevin Sumlin. Would he make the move?

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  10. Cojones

    Hold on, hold on. I just ran out of popcorn.

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  11. Biggus Rickus

    When does embarrassment finally override the attempts to make ass-covering hires? They’re going to have to settle for someone like Tee Martin in the end, so just get it over with.

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  12. What number are they up to? Gruden, Kelly, Mullen, Schiano, Cutcliff, Doeren, did Purdue’s guy shoot them down too? 7? Who am I missing?

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  13. Sportsdawg

    An ACC football coach turns down an SEC head job. Who woulda ever thunk it? My how far Rocky Top has fallen, and oh so recently was considered to be one of the best jobs in the entire country. Wow!

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  14. truck

    We all know that Honest Bob Petrino has at least made a phone call.

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  15. Stoopnagle

    Y’all, my most liberal counting of this search is:

    Gruden -> Kelly -> Frost -> Campbell -> Mullen -> (Schiano) -> Cutcliffe -> Gundy -> Brohm -> Doeren -> _______

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  16. Tim B

    UGA’s last five head coaching hires spanning over 50 years included four assistants with no hc experience and a guy from a 1AA school.. I’m thinking that this is not as easy as it looks and they’ve made a lot harder than it should be. Maybe they should call Fulmer, apologize, and offer him the job.

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  17. Russ

    I almost feel sorry for the. Almost.

    And I still think they wind up taking the “interim” off of Brady Hoke. What will really be funny is hearing them say how he was the right choice all along.

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    • Biggus Rickus

      Just once, I’d like to hear an honest appraisal of this kind of shitshow. “This is who we’ve settled for. We don’t like it any better than you do, and when he has a sub-.500 record three years from now, we’ll fire him and try to do a better job with the next hire.”

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  18. Cojones

    At this point the first thing they should do is hand the new hire that stupid trashcan and tell him to haul out the football trash infecting their program.

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  19. 3rdandGrantham

    By the way, given the fact that UT has sucked for 10 years, is essentially run by the Haslam family (who owns the Browns), and given the utter dysfunction in general, from this point forward I’m going to refer to them as that Tennessee Browns.

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  20. Dolly Part Llama

    Is Lou Holtz interested?

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  21. Will Trane

    They go after a coach who beat them, Clawson who was considered the worse OC at UT and supposedly caused Fulmer to be let go.
    What a mess.
    Most folks thought they would go after the coach at Memphis.
    Try Gus. Now he may go. Boom.
    0-8. No wonder Butch had a hard time winning there or even Dooley.

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  22. Bulldog Joe

    Finally! White smoke rises from the Johnny Majors Drive.

    Never mind. It’s just a dumpster.

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  23. vectordawg

    I hope they don’t get Pruitt. I like that guy and don’t wanna have to hate him.

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  24. hassan

    Ok fine….I guess I’ll take the job.

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  25. Mary Kate Danaher

    Off topic, but this is a pretty good article by a very good writer:

    http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/262626892/georgia-kirby-smart-sec-championship-fans

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  26. David K.

    Why doesn’t Chizik get mentioned? Is he happy on the SEC network? They could do worse at this point.

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  27. 92 grad

    Hoke is probably waiting for the call so he can laugh and say hell no!

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    • Now that would be funny.

      Seriously, does anyone think Tennessee has a snowball’s chance in hell of putting together a solid recruiting class? The aftermath of this decision could stunt the program for another 5 years. Not that I would complain about that.

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  28. Cousin Eddie

    How long before they go back to Schiano and just take the heat? In the end he might be the only taker.

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  29. 86BONE

    “Nationwide is on Your Side”…..boy would I love to be around that guy right about now!!

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  30. Scorpio Jones, III

    From the great piece above: “It is as big a moment as Georgia has had in five years, and potentially a decade or more before that.”

    Oh sweet Jesus.

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  31. Chris a

    Jim Bob Cooter, it is time to come home.

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  32. Uglydawg

    Boss Hog has just been offered
    Boss Hog has just turned Tennessee down
    Phil Fulmer was just seen wearing Bill Dance’s hat and carrying a sack of fish.
    Bill Dance has just accepted the job with the stipulation that he won’t have to take Phil Fulmer fishing again and he wants his lucky hat back.

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