Home is where the couch burns.


Really, these people deserve Junior showing up and bailing on them a year later again.


Filed under Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange, Don't Mess With Lane Kiffin

25 responses to “Home is where the couch burns.

  1. He trolls them with the Kim Jung Un picture, and they still want him back.

    Bless their hillbilly hearts.


  2. Saltwater Dawg

    I can just see the press conference now. Laner in front of the mics, visor clutched in both hands, chin slightly down and humbly confessing that he was wrong last time, and will never again leave Knoxville and take heed of the beckoning cry of the greener pastures and sun-laden beaches of the PAC12. Never again will he fall prey to the wicked temptation that is southern California, and will instead baptize himself into all the beauty and glamour that is east Tennessee.


  3. Jared S.

    I hate to say it but of all the options mentioned for the job, if I was a UT fan, I’d want Kiffin too.


  4. Bill June

    The UT coaching search is like a Jerry Springer episode. Its sort of funny to watch the spectacle, and then you feel like you are enjoying the exploitation of folks who are pathetic.

    I guess Clay Travis and Lane Kiffin don’t share that shame part.


  5. AusDawg85

    Jim McElwayne. The Shark will be his DC.


  6. Cousin Eddie

    I hope they offer and Kiffin drags them out, they make a big offer, then he turns them down publicly to stay where he is and throws it all out on Twitter.


  7. Bulldog Joe

    Well, they can take Sgt. Carter AND Gomer Pyle off the list.

    Too soon?

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  8. Doggoned

    One worrisome thing I can’t shake about that damn Kiffin is that he seemed to have our number during the year he was at Tennessee. One reason I was glad to see him go.


  9. BrightOwl

    I want this to happen for one reason and one reason only: Lane Kiffen is 1-0 as a head coach at Tennessee against the University of Go-Dawgs Georgia. That shit needs to be CORRECTED.


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  11. hassan

    Mark it down – Jim Bob Cooter is the next HC for UT.


    • Bill June

      The Vols ain’t getting no Cooter tonight!

      Jim Bob has said he wants to remain a pro coach.


    • Scorpio Jones, III

      Some of the cognescenti (That’s the Vol spelling) have been saying that for months. I guess Randy Sanders musta really pissed off somebody in Knoxvegas.


  12. Debby Balcer

    Ain’t that the truth!!!


  13. W Cobb Dawg

    Gruden and Cutcliffe already turned them down the past two searches, or is it the last 3 searches. Yet they keep on bringing the same names up. Now Kiffin has the pleasure of being added to the perpetual candidate list. These fans aren’t delusional, they’re senile.