If there’s one thing you don’t mess with in Alabama…

it’s Roll Tide.

Maybe somebody knew what they were doing with this write-in instruction video.

The Moore-Jones Senate race has been entertaining, to say the least.  The perfect capper would be if a Nick Saban write-in vote swung the election.

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UPDATE:  Per the New York Times,

And a number of votes will almost certainly go to someone widely considered the most important man in the state, the University of Alabama football coach Nick Saban.

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UPDATE #2:  What a country.

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Filed under Nick Saban Rules, Political Wankery, Whoa, oh, Alabama

40 responses to “If there’s one thing you don’t mess with in Alabama…

  1. Bulldog Joe

    Nick could have had the Auburn vote if he’d have just won the Iron Bowl.

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  2. Nick ain’t got time for this shit

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  3. Uglydawg

    If I lived in Alabama, I’d write in “Joyridingdawg” before I’d vote for either of those extreme clowns.
    I thought Sen. Shelby hit the nail on the head with his comments yesterday.

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    • Joe Schmoe

      Nice false equivalency between an accused child molester / guy who was thrown off the bench twice for failing to execute his constitutional duties and a moderate Democrat who put klansmen behind bars.

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    • ChiliDawg

      Seriously, I think the stupidity of equating a moderate Democrat with a child molesting disgraced judge that advocates Christian sharia by calling them both “extreme clowns” demonstrates perfectly the ignorance that is the reason why shitbags like Moore are on the ballot to begin with.

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      • Chris

        I can’t wait for Senator Moore to further rustle the already rustled jimmies of the left.

        God bless America!

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        • I give you credit for consistency, brother. The only governance you require is whatever generates salty librul tears.

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          • Chris

            I don’t always partake in schadenfreude, but when I do, I drink librul tears triggered schadenfreude.

            :InsertTrumpSouthParkDrinkTearsGif:

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          • ChiliDawg

            That’s essentially all right wingers are now. Mouth breathing juveniles who will cut off their own leg just because libtards” told them they shouldn’t do it. And somehow they don’t see the joke is on them.

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            • PTC DAWG

              What is a Libtard? The name calling is what turns me off big time to politics…

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              • ChiliDawg

                You might be turned off of it but those people calling names are making all the decisions for you. If America would simply show up for elections when we have them, instead of letting the batshit crazy tribalists select all our candidates in primary season, we wouldn’t be in this mess. Apathetic America is as much to blame as Roy Moore America.

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              • Joe Schmoe

                Not to jump on your case specifically, but, yes, democracy is and has always been a messy business. To Chilli’s point, we can’t just “be turned off” to politics… policy matters as we are about to see with this abomination of a tax bill. It impacts peoples lives. I beginning to think that Americans don’t deserve democracy because they don’t care to keep it.

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            • Squatch

              Not at all. After years of our liberal friends warning us not to judge and using the term “family values” as a punch line we no longer pay any attention to claims of sexual misconduct. Younger interns or those on private sex planes are fair game!

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  4. Spike

    Stop the World. I want to get off..

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  5. Don in Mar-a-Lago

    “The Moore-Jones Senate race has been entertaining, to say the least.”

    Almost as entertaining as my first trip to a #1 “accidental” dog and pony show.

    http://fortune.com/2017/12/12/roy-moore-election-alabama-brothel/

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  6. Ben

    What an asinine thing for someone to do, even as a joke. Moore’s candidacy is not a laughing matter, and if we elect him down here, we’ll have earned the reputation that lots of the people of Alabama have been trying to shake off.

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  7. I’ll ask again- is chasing Alabama really a good thing? Are we actually willing to do just about anything to make Georgia football compete for championships? Are we willing to involve politics to do this? Put Georgia football up there with God, family, country, etc? Fuck, this turns my stomach!

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  8. Mad Mike

    Is it just me or does anything to do with politics just make you shake your damn head these days?

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  9. Mayor

    https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/4326197-Schiano.html Senator: The foregoing is a complete copy of the MOU between Schiano and UT. I think the Vols owe him 75% of the total, at least arguably. Note the unsigned line for the Chancellor. I understand that UT is taking the position that because the Chancellor didn’t sign, they owe Schiano nothing. I sure would love the chance to argue this in court.

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  10. Trbodawg

    Here’s the plan;
    Elect Saban via write-in.
    He declines the ‘honor’ putting the choice back into the hands of the Governor.
    He picks Roy Moore
    No problem

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  11. 92 grad

    Every few years I think back to high school political science class. You know, when they taught us that every day people would run for Congress, get a 2 year leave of absence from their job/career, and then go back home. People that would truly represent, listen, contemplate, and act on our behalf and not on their own allegiances. We should go back to that.

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  12. Will from Perry!

    Please, Nick Saban… save us from ourselves. Save us all.

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  13. PTC DAWG

    Vote Libertarian…and Bulldog.

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  14. As an Alabama resident, very stunned by the election results. very happy, but very stunned.

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  15. DawgPhan

    write in vote was 22k

    Moore lost by 21k

    hmmmmm

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