Arkansas lawyers: We screwed up the drafting of Bert’s contract so he’s owed a bigger buyout in the millions than he actually negotiated. Who could do anything that incompetent?
Tennessee lawyers: Hold our beer.
“Georgia cares a lot about football. USC cares about football and they love football. It’s just not to the same degree. It doesn’t matter who Georgia plays for Sanford Stadium to be packed. It’s just a difference in the area.” — JT Daniels, Chattanooga Times Free Press, 7/23/21