Arkansas lawyers: We screwed up the drafting of Bert’s contract so he’s owed a bigger buyout in the millions than he actually negotiated. Who could do anything that incompetent?
Tennessee lawyers: Hold our beer.
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I guess that’s why he’s suspended and not fired.
He’s Milton, from Office Space.
Exactly. He’ll sit in that basement for a few years, or until he quits.
Or burns it down.
Just don’t take away his stapler
Let’s hope the athletic department at Tennessee continues to be this incompetent moving forward. With Fulmer at the helm, I’m looking forward to much dumbassery.
Ehhh…contracts are like those interweb app disclosures. Just hit “Accept” and move on.
Incompetence is expensive.
I hope this season is enough to keep the angry, negative fucks in the dawg nation (including the old, angry, negative fucks sitting behind me at the rose bowl in section 4, row 12, seat 16) quiet fo a few days.
Still wondering why Schiano doesn’t get some $$ for the shit he had to put up with.
“It felt great,” he said. “It felt awesome. We got redemption.” — Lewis Cine, AB-H, 11/29/20
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