With Stingtalk closed to the public, this is the best I can come up with.
“It’s been humiliating. Even when I try to turn the conversation to basketball they have only reminded me that we are 7-7 and they are 10-3, including their 21-point domination of us in December. Maybe they really do run this state. Can we move to Alabama?
Bless their hearts… and, again, remind me why you’d want to end this series?