In the toilet

Mike Brewster’s coaching career has nowhere to go but up from here.

Until last month, I’d never called a phone number that I’d found on a men’s room wall. Of course, none of the other numbers were attached to a résumé that included Jim Tressel as a reference.

Mike Brewster didn’t originally plan on posting copies of his résumé on the wall above the urinals in the highest trafficked men’s room at the American Football Coaches Association convention, but desperate times called for a little ingenuity. Brewster had carefully assembled résumé packets before traveling from Orlando to Charlotte, but he had quickly realized he had to scrap his original plan if he wanted to get his name in front of coaches who might hire him…

… Brewster devised a surefire way to get his information in front of as many coaches as possible. Pee would meet CV. Brewster blocked out the phone numbers for references that included Tressel, the former Ohio State coach who is now Youngstown State’s president, and Jim Bollman, Brewster’s college offensive line coach who now serves as Michigan State’s offensive coordinator. Then he stuck them to the wall above a place almost every coach would have to visit at least once.

… So far, the placement hasn’t landed Brewster a GA job, but plenty of coaches saw his résumé. Three told me about it within a few minutes of walking into the convention last month.

“I hired him after I read his résumé while I was taking a leak” isn’t exactly the stuff legends are made from, but, hey, it’s a start, hopefully.


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4 responses to “In the toilet

  1. AlphaDawg

    Looks like that BA in Strategic Communications came in handy.


  2. Russ

    This is why there should be football and basketball majors in college. Teach these guys how to be a coach, about nutrition, financial management, etc. It’s just as legit a career path as any other. College is supposed to educate and train for the future. This is the future these guys want. Train them for it.


  3. 92 grad

    Haha, with the amounts of money flowing through the big conferences he stands a decent chance. I’m under the impression that major universities need to find people to do mostly anything so they can unload $100k off the books.


  4. Lrgk9

    No worse than when he started..,