I really need this job, Mr. Saban.

Booch is obligated under the terms of his Tennessee contract to seek new employment.

Tennessee owed Jones an $8.26 million buyout when it fired him, due in monthly installments throughout the duration of his contract, which was set to expire on Feb. 28, 2021. His contract requires him to try to find a new job to mitigate the buyout.

The analyst role likely wouldn’t mitigate Tennessee’s damages much – the AP reported in 2017 that analysts usually make about $45,000 annually – but it would fulfill Jones’ contractual duty, and he can continue to rake in that buyout money.

Who knew busy work could be so lucrative?


Filed under Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange, It's Just Bidness

16 responses to “I really need this job, Mr. Saban.

  1. ugafidelis

    A knot on a 24 karat log.


  2. Argondawg

    A $45,000 a year job secures 8.26 million. I award Jones 5 champion of life points and also award 1 point to Saban for rubbing UT’s nose in it.

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    • Got Cowdog

      Yes Sir. That’s how it is done! If I were Booch I’d drive to Knoxville on payday and make the bastards hand me the check eyeball to eyeball, Sporting a “Roll Tide” t-shirt and one of those hats Bear Bryant wore. But I can be petty and vindictive according to Mrs. Cowdog. I’m sure Booch is a much classier guy, he’ll just send the Great Pumpkin a confirmation email when the direct deposit hits.


      • Milledge Hall

        Ok Cowdog, YOU get the 5 champions of life points for the “Great Pumpkin” reference!! Rock ON!!


    • Uglydawg

      Outstanding post, Argondawg!


      • Got Cowdog

        Dammit. I think the Technology Department is monkeying about with my machine again. Sorry for the duplicate post.


  3. Sarge Carter

    Was Publix not hiring?


    • Texas Dawg

      Publix usually does not like their employees to be surly and ill tempered when dealing with the public hence Booch was not a candidate


  4. LakeOconeeDawg

    Greene Co. High just let Robert Edwards go and is need of coach. Not popular move by the way…………….


  5. AusDawg85

    Can’t he just drive for Uber?


  6. Uglydawg

    He should hold out for a movie part when they decide to make
    “Gomer Pyle, USMC” into on of those nostalgia flicks.


  7. Bulldog Joe

    Alabama fans will make their introductions soon, brick by brick.