March 5, 2018 · 12:07 PM

Now he belongs to the ages.

Elvis has finally left the building.

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17 responses to “Now he belongs to the ages.”

  1. Russ
    March 5, 2018 at 12:41 PM

    So, when does the picture of Phil go up?

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  2. Dave
    March 5, 2018 at 12:50 PM

    Were I a Tennessee fan, I would have pushed to keep him up there in a “never forget” capacity.

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  3. BMan
    March 5, 2018 at 1:01 PM

    As I watched that, in my head I heard The Band playing “The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down” and it made me even more happy.

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  4. Tronan
    March 5, 2018 at 1:06 PM

    To be replaced by a giant icon of Jim Varney. Know what I mean, Phil?

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  6. AthensHomerDawg
    March 5, 2018 at 1:28 PM

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  7. AthensHomerDawg
    March 5, 2018 at 1:29 PM

    By the way …. anyone heard from DIF lately?

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    • Uglydawg
      March 5, 2018 at 1:35 PM

      I thought he might be posting under a different moniker now…but I’ve wondered it it’s him. DIF was once the most prolific poster on GTP, so it is strange that he would vanish.

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      • Don in Mar-a-Lago
        March 5, 2018 at 3:32 PM

        I heard he got so tired of winning he left. But I did see him over the weekend standing in line at the witness protection program trying to get his prescription filled for a cherry red soda with a rider for Po-210 coverage.

        Apparently, he got contaminated with some art project in Pensacola over by the parts store close to Mike Price’s old strip club. Sad.

        Now back on task to the important thing, Butch would like to thank his agent –

        “If I may be so honored to have all the fired coaches in every category stand with me in this room tonight. Jim, if you do it, everybody else will, come on, Look around, look around. … We all have stories to tell and projects we need financed, such as weak sauce. I have two words to leave with you tonight, ladies and gentleman: good agent,”

        Can you give it up for the artist?
        I’ve been wondering if all the things
        I’ve seen were ever real, were ever really happening

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      • ChiliDawg
        March 7, 2018 at 11:21 AM

        You “wondered?” It hasn’t been that subtle, lol.

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  8. Uglydawg
    March 5, 2018 at 1:33 PM

    Booch. I bet he cried all the way to the bank as he sang Rocky Top.

    Rocky Top, you’ll always be
    Champions of life to me
    Good old Rocky Top
    Five million ain’t chicken feed.

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  9. HiAltDawg
    March 5, 2018 at 3:33 PM

    wow! I actually loaded photoshop so i could put the turnover trashcan in Booch’s spot

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  10. Muttley
    March 6, 2018 at 10:12 AM

    Love the Lincoln imagery, Senator…

    I’m writing a historical novel in which the hillbillies are hunting the fugitive Butch and his staff through the hills of Argentina, with shootin’ irons. Thinking of calling it “Vengeance Is Our’n’!” Or “The Hunt For Orange October”.

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