Triggered, I suppose, by the news that Tennessee and John Currie, its former athletic director, have formally parted ways for the low, low sticker price of $2,220,454 (that, plus his salary, for a mere eight months of “work”!), came this absolutely bonkers thread in my Twitter feed last night. Evidently a reporter or reporters got their hands on documentation relating to the firing of Booch and the subsequent dumpster fire of a coaching search that led to Currie’s sacking and the triumphant return of Phil Fulmer to a position of power in Knoxville.
You should read through the thread in its entirety to get a real flavor for the craziness (Wallace is promising to go through the story of how he got the information later this morning), but there are a few items worth sharing specifically in this post.
Starting here:
The 50-17 Missouri loss may have been the coup de grâce to Booch’s tenure in Knoxville, but the wheels were set in motion after the Georgia debacle, which means that Kirby, in only his second season, can lay claim to having had a direct hand in significantly remaking the division. Not even Nick Saban can put that on his résumé.
Currie didn’t lack for candidates, that’s for sure. It also appears that he didn’t lack for others at UT meddling in hiring a replacement. Peyton Manning? Seriously?
Speaking of candidates, oh, what might have been.
From a selfish perspective, I didn’t think it was possible to top hiring Lane Kiffin, but, damn, was I wrong. This would have been the greatest blogging fodder of my life had it gone down. In the meantime, Mr. Stingtalk Moderator, I beg you to open the message board back up to the general public for the next few days. We’re here for you, man.
Need more comedic relief? Well, since you asked…
“Lack of academic commitment”? Wut?
There’s plenty more. Currie had his sights set on Schiano, but got enormous pushback, including a threat that much of the athletic department would walk if he were hired. When that fell apart, apparently Currie decided it would be best to work virtually undercover — based on the internal chaos, I can’t say he was crazy to think that — and did such an effective job flying under the radar that members of the administration openly worried for his safety.
By late November, Fulmer evidently saw an opportunity.
And shortly afterwards, it was all over but the financial buyout.
This is what Jeremy Pruitt has walked into. I think this is the closest we’ll ever see someone in real life live up to the cliché “I’d crawl over broken glass for the opportunity”. Hope it turns out to be worth it, bud.
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UPDATE: More crazy details here.
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UPDATE #2: Evidently it’s our old friend, the Freedom of Information Act request, that led to the data dump.
This is epic:
Currie’s search for Jones’ replacement got so dire that even interim head coach Brady Hoke sent a text to Currie on Nov. 29 making sure Currie knew Hoke would be interested in the full-time job.
“JOHN I HOPE YOU DO KNOW I WOULD LIKE TO BE YOUR HEAD FOOTBALL COACH I DO KNOW THE ENVIRONMENT WE LIVE IN AND WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE AT TENNESSEE!” Hoke wrote, using all capital letters.
ALL CAPS always knows, right?
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