April 29, 2018 · 9:50 AM

Today, in analogies

What Central Florida is to the national championship, Tennessee’s coaching staff is to the NFL draft.

I just wonder how they’re going to replace all that departing talent.

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  1. DawgByte
    April 29, 2018 at 11:03 AM

    I’ve seen some tortured logic in my days, but this one is out of this stratosphere. Moreover, I’ve rarely if ever witnessed a sports program, fan base and supporting media infrastructure pander for relevance like what we’re seeing in Knoxville. This is truly a program in chaos.

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  2. JasonC
    April 29, 2018 at 11:05 AM

    Alright, so if someone wants to play the Kevin Bacon game with UGA’s staff and NFL draftees and post results I might have $10 I can paypal to them.

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  3. merk
    April 29, 2018 at 11:06 AM

    It helps when those same guys have moved from place to place every 2 years.

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  4. Russ
    April 29, 2018 at 11:31 AM

    Why is that a Dogs247 article? And Rucker does a great job of mashing up Bama’s games with Clemson and Georgia.

    Stupid concept and stupid article.

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    • Just Chuck (The Other One)
      April 29, 2018 at 12:58 PM

      But it fills page space and you can get paid for stuff like that.

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    • Scott329
      April 29, 2018 at 7:08 PM

      Only thing worse than a schill is a bad one. Wonder if that guy spits out urnge into his dip bottles.

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    • ChiliDawg
      April 30, 2018 at 8:57 AM

      Rucker writes for the Tennessee 247 site. All 247 articles show up in a feed on your own team’s website and when you link to them from there it shows up with the Dawgs 247 background even though it was posted on the Vols 247 site. They all share the same content.

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  5. Dylan Dreyer's Booty
    April 29, 2018 at 12:31 PM

    I don’t think anyone can claim to have ‘signed’ Roquan; I think it’s more accurate to say he signed himself, with an assist from Ulbrich. 😉

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    • Scott329
      April 29, 2018 at 7:12 PM

      Roquan could also be said to not have been on the national radar until KS et al came along. Don’t remember hearing him mentioned as a top ten pick until last year.

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  6. Scott329
    April 29, 2018 at 7:05 PM

    Reminds me of the posters on Vowelnation who are claiming that Pruitt is a national championship winning coach when his record as a HC is 0-0. Bless their hearts: pathetic losers don’t realize how pathetic grasping at straws makes them look.

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