Monthly Archives: April 2018

The downside to cooking the books

For those of you who get a little ticked when I comment about folks’ general lack of grasping Econ 101 concepts when it comes to college athletics, take heart — you’re not any worse off than those who get paid to run athletic departments.

If you find yourself losing your place in Schwarz’ analysis, here’s the money graf:

The answers to these questions are hard to know with any precision because what matters is not what the current athletes would have done, but what future athletes will do. And so while neither EMU nor I can know the correct answer, I know that what EMU’s accounting has assumed is wrong – the P&L statements implicitly assume ALL tuition paid by all participants in these sports will be unchanged if the sports go away, i.e., all of the athletes, full, partial, or no scholarship, will continue to attend EMU. There’s no way that’s correct. Nevertheless, the numbers show $0 tuition/room/board/book revenue that would be lost from these four sports. Indeed, the NCAA’s accounting methodology provides no way to include this revenue, so this is a systemic failure within the entire industry. This is one example of how schools all make their Hollywood blockbusters look like money losers.

And the payoff…

This very much seems, based on the numbers, like “cutting for the sake of cutting” – for the athletic department to look like it is doing its part. And futile gestures have some value sometimes – like getting a technical foul and giving up a point or two to change the dynamic of a game. But does EMU really have $300K to burn up in a show of solidarity with other departments? I’d imagine those departments will feel even worse next year when another $300K needs to be cut because, gosh, our revenue went down when all those swimmers and wrestlers stopped paying tuition.

Bottom line?  Most of you could do at least a good a job as an athletic director than guys like this do.

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Monday morning buffet

Good morning, campers!  Don’t forget to pick up a tray on your way to the buffet line.

  • At 82,184, Georgia finished second in spring game attendance.  (Although I’m not really sure how they did the count.)
  • Nebraska, which finished first, made serious bank in the process.  (You’re probably thinking what I’m thinking right now.)
  • This is encouraging“We’ve seen prospects come out of academically inclined schools where the classwork is especially challenging and they had no edge over prospects who came out of other type schools that were not so highly rated academically.”
  • Nick Saban doesn’t have time for this (bull)shit.  In certain circles, that is referred to as “coaching”.
  • Every time I see a blurb like this, I think back to how much Bellamy and Carter abused Notre Dame’s offensive tackles last season.
  • Is Jeremy Pruitt simply frustrated at running a program that isn’t at the same level he’s been used to over the past few seasons?  If so, don’t look for him to relax in 2018.
  • Here’s a handy guide to college football venues where you can buy beer during the regular season.
  • The loudest sustained cheering at G-Day went to…

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Kirby brought his A-game trolling to G-Day.

To everyone whose heart skipped a beat after yesterday’s QBRs, Georgia’s head coach has a not-so-subtle reminder:

The key difference here is one quarterback is facing the No. 1 defense while the other is not. It’s not uncommon for the backup quarterbacks to outshine the starters during spring intrasquad games. Georgia sets up its annual G-Day Game where the No. 1 offense is going against the No. 1 defense, the 2s versus the 2s, and so on. So that first group, either way, has the tougher job. Conceivably at least.

“You all were sitting there last year saying the same things you are now because the other guy was throwing against the No. 2 defense and he was throwing it pretty good,” Smart said, referring to Fromm going 14-of-23 with 277 yards and two touchdowns this time last year. “Jacob Eason was in there going against the No. 1 defense, which at that time was really good. So, there’s a lot of similarities between those two situations.”

Then, again, remember that the true freshman wound up taking the starting job in each of those seasons… so maybe we should be asking who Kirby is really trolling here.

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G-Day cognitive dissonance

I know the Dawgs are recruiting his son, but, still, seeing Emmitt Smith decked out in Georgia gear is a little disconcerting.

Nice gesture… and it’s not like he really hurt Georgia during his (otherwise) great college career.

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Today, in do as we say, not as we do

Again, I can’t help but find it amusing at how fierce universities are about protecting their logos and catchphrases, while at the same time behaving like Chinese hackers when it comes to the intellectual property of others.

Nobody wants to use the reserve fund to pay for iTunes downloads from the Apple Store, I guess.

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The bling’s the thing.

Get you some 2017 SEC Championship ringy-dingy here.

And here.

Hey, look, Auburn fans! Georgia’s commemorating the teams meeting, too.

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It’s a good thing Tennessee already has an IPF.

Jeremy Pruitt, we know, has no problem calling people out.  Fresh off Tennessee’s spring game, he chose an interesting target:  the fan base.

The Vols did have a somewhat generously announced attendance of 65,098 — the fifth-largest crowd to take in a UT spring game — but Pruitt would have liked to have seen more.

“I thought the Vol Walk was spectacular,” he said. “I don’t know how many fans we had. What was it? You guys probably know. To me, it’s kind of like our football team for the fans. The ones that were here, I’m proud they were here. They’re fired up, they’re ready to get going, OK? And then there were some people that wasn’t here that had legitimate reasons they couldn’t be here, aight. Then there was some people that wasn’t here that, why wasn’t they here? It’s kind of like our football team. So, I think we all need to look in the mirror and see who we want to be.”

Nice use of “aight” there, by the way.  But I digress.

Look, I’m more than happy to jab at Volnation when the opportunity arises, but when your team is coming off a 4-8 season that didn’t include a single win over an SEC opponent, and tens of thousands still show up for a meaningless scrimmage, perhaps a little more generosity would be in order.

You know, something like this.

Ordinarily I’d say there’s some terrific fodder for a dose of negative recruiting (“man, do you really want to go to a school where the head coach says the fans suck?”), but if Pruitt can’t do a better job of packaging his message, I’m not sure he’s gonna need any extra sales help.

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Never gonna give you up.

Look who’s celebrating their 2017 natty!

You know, maybe we’re looking at this all wrong.  Think where Central Florida’s narrative would be right now if the CFP or BCS had never existed.  You know there would be some poll out there that would have them at the top.

Hey, that’s how Bama got started with its eight hundred or so national titles.

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UPDATE:  This is richly amusing on a number of levels.

 

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The real meaning of spring game

Okay, who said this, Nick Saban or Kirby Smart?

“It really means a lot to the program and really means a lot to our players and really means a lot to recruiting that we have a tremendous crowd. We don’t like for our team to be complacent in any way, and we certainly don’t want our fans to be complacent in terms of the support they give our players.”

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“This defense is a good fit for Georgia Tech and the kind of players we can get here.”

Mark Bradley, bless his heart, tries to help the genius sell his newest, latest, greatest defense.  It’s pretty heavy lifting.

“This defense is set up to make some negative plays,” Johnson said Friday. Indeed, the first three snaps of Tech’s spring game – with the No. 1 offense, minus quarterback TaQuon Marshall, who had strep throat, working against the No. 1 defense – went thusly: touch-sack (no hitting the QB this night), fumble in the backfield, interception. There’s your third-down stop plus a takeaway on the opening series of this defense’s public debut. Can world domination be far off?

Allow reality to retort.

That being said, linebacker Brant Mitchell finished the game with five tackles for loss, contributing to eight total for the Blue-team (first-string) defense…

Time for grains of salt: The first-string defense had nine tackles for loss in last year’s spring game and went on to record 4.3 per game last season, lowest in the ACC. Also, the first-string offensive line was absent its two best players and was using a center (Jahaziel Lee) who had never played the position before this week.

Yes, that smells like dominance.  And it wouldn’t be a Tech spring game without a touch of comedic relief.

One is sophomore-to-be Jaquan Henderson of Covington’s Newton High. Asked what he liked about Woody’s defense, Henderson said: “There’s no thinking. We’re trying to make plays. I don’t like to think out there.”

That explains a lot.

Mark has his work cut out for him.

 

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