SOD’s gonna SOD, y’all.

From the man who inspired shower hygiene mockery across a nation comes this…

Derek Dooley, renaissance man.

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35 responses to “SOD’s gonna SOD, y’all.

  1. Biggus Rickus

    Derek Dooley once penned an angry letter to Burger King, Inc. when they introduced their “Have it your way” slogan.

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  2. Russ

    Jeebus! He gives control freaks a bad name.

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  3. Go Dawgs!

    Lock died later that day from food allergies.

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  4. The first time Lock ad libs … SOD’s head is going to explode. What an idiot.

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  5. CPark58

    Say what you want to about his style but by doing things his way Tennessee almost beat LSU that one time.

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  6. Doug

    I believe it was at some point between Derek’s 1st and 2nd seasons with the Vols when my then girlfriend, a Tennessee grad, said to me, “Well, we’re probably just prepping him so that y’all can steal him away from us in a few years.”

    Trying as hard as I could not to sound patronizing, I replied, “Oh, now, I don’t really think there’s any chance of that happening.”

    OK, maybe I didn’t really try all that hard not to sound patronizing.

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  7. Bright Idea

    Everybody’s yelling to kids Lock’s age. SOD was just lecturing.

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  8. Normaltown Mike

    Derek in 20 years when somebody orders a “BLT, 86 the bacon”

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  9. Terry Van Sickle

    Teach a man to fish ….

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  10. california_dawg

    $20 says they were at an Arby’s.

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  11. Anonymous

    I know we like to mock Dooley Jr. about “shower discipline”, but they had a really bad outbreak of staph infections among the team because they didn’t shower properly. I can see him in the locker room now yelling “You don’t wash your asshole before you wash your face! What is wrong with you?”

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  12. Spike

    Shhhh.. Babs may be listening, boys..

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  13. PTC DAWG

    I’m the same way, just eat the sammich they way they make it.

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    • 92 grad

      Me too. Eat food the way they make it. People drive me nuts at fast food places making all their custom orders, it’s just a damn sandwich, not your last supper.

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      • W Cobb Dawg

        And the pre-made sandwich might’ve spent 5 hours under the heat lamp waiting for someone to order. You’d think someone concerned about hygiene would want a special order.

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        • RangerRuss

          When I’m forced to eat fast food burgers I try to show consideration for those around me. I make a simple order and move out smartly to the condiment station. As my breath usually smells like a dead crab in the mud of Asshole Bay, in further consideration I wipe the raw onions off and and slop on ketchup and mayo. I like Duke’s. If it ain’t Duke’s it ain’t mayonnaise.

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          • 202dawg

            The only fast food join I know of that carries Duke’s is Hardee’s. That’s usually why I choose them for breakfast. I’ll add; if you ain’t buttering your hot dog bun with Duke’s, you ain’t livin’…

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            • RangerRuss

              Yeah man. When Hardee’s did their apology and reboot to concentrate on burgers a few years ago the results were excellent. I looked forward to eating there on long drives. They’re back to their varied menu ways now. I tried their fish sammich. It was a Gordons frozen filet that Duke’s couldn’t make palatable.

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    • Same here. Now, my wife does not like any of the available condiments, so she has to special order all sammiches, burgers, etc. She receives the wrong thing about 75% of the time, especially when we hit the drive-thru.

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  14. Hillbilly Dawg

    His assholism runs deep

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  15. DawgPhan

    as a former restaurant employee I totally agree..

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