Today, in the grass is always greener

Yo’, mane, Justin Watkins just wants to get on with the next phase of his life after assaulting a woman or two.

I hope by “better opportunities” he doesn’t mean fresh meat.

Please, don’t @ him.  (Actually, you can’t even if you wanted to, because the tweet’s been taken down.)  The thug life is tough enough without have social media all over your ass.



Filed under Crime and Punishment, Gators, Gators..., Social Media Is The Devil's Playground

28 responses to “Today, in the grass is always greener

  1. Go Dawgs!

    You can’t fire (arrest, expel, suspend) me! I quit!



  2. Brandon

    By better opportunities of course he means, Auburn.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. ChiliDawg

    Lol, we don’t have to question how stupid you’d have to be to think your ratio wouldn’t get destroyed on that tweet.


  4. Kevin

    In the words of the Soggy Bottom Boys: He’s in the jail house now.


  5. Dawg93

    And yet 18 people “liked” his tweet before he deleted it. Wonder how many it would’ve rec’d had he not taken it down?


  6. HillDawg

    Hey, ChileDawg. Your political opinion is not needed on a sports blog.

    Liked by 3 people

  7. HillDawg

    Plenty of stupid people on sports blogs,too. They are everywhere, unfortunately.


  8. 92 grad

    Damn, my first thoughts are, how many of his teammates coached him into
    Making that statement on Twitter?. I can just imagine 8-12 guys around him egging him on.


  9. Jack Burton

    He’s only been suspended? Jesus Christ Mullen, what the fuck?


  10. BMan

    He will fit in nicely at Independence Community College in Kansas for the next season of Last Chance U.


  11. Doug

    Twenty-three comments and still no one has tried to excuse away Watkins’ actions and/or implied that the women he assaulted are just making mountains out of molehills. Progress!