“By this measure, we’re achieving unmatched success.”

Suddenly, it makes sense.  Larry Scott is making the big bucks because he pumps out the bullshit better than any other P5 commissioner.

“There are different ways to measure success in college sports,” Scott said, snuggly wearing his salesman’s cap during Wednesday’s Pac-12 Media Day. “The scorecard we think matters, and that I know our university presidents and athletics directors care about most is academic and athletic excellence across all sports.

Hell, he probably deserves a raise for saying that with a straight face.

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3 responses to ““By this measure, we’re achieving unmatched success.”

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    “Hell, he probably deserves a raise for saying that with a straight face.”
    Agreed. Lawyers get paid for that. Athletic Directors should too.

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  2. DB

    Is this his Champions of life moment?

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  3. gastr1

    I’d almost believe this if it came from the Pac-12.

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