It’s gonna be hard to top this one:
The only way I can parse that sentence for it to have any logical sense is to say he means that a gun isn’t a weapon… well, unless he means that he, Dan Mullen, has a no-weapons policy personally, but that doesn’t extend to his players.
Ah, hell. I give up.
Get The Picture 
“Sure they broke MY rules, but it’s not like it’s ILLEGAL, so, I mean, let’s just not talk about this…. please?”
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Translation: My rule so we’ll “deal with it internally” but no laws were broken so he gon’ play. Seriously, have you seen our depth chart and past recruiting rankings?
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My brain hurts
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I guess that’s what happens when a UF coach doesn’t have a prepared statement from Huntley Johnson to read.
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He should’ve just said, “I can guarantee I’ll handle it different than Urban would.” Then just slip away into the backdrop curtain.
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Did Urban leave his “rules book” in his office at uf? Sounds like something he would say or do and look where that is getting him.
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Translation. Deep your weapons out of sight and I don’t want the pro Second Amendment crowd on my ass.
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Watching his press conference after our game against MS St last season showed me that he was in no danger of being a Mensa member.
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Guns don’t kill people, people with guns kill people.
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People kill people all kinds of ways. We need a collective change of hearts but it isn’t about to happen. Society just sucks now.
But your quote may me think of the big monster guy’s shirt in “Happy Gilmore”. “Guns don’t kill people. I kill people”…funny!
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Hey Dan, Gene Smith is on line 2.
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How relieved you think Dan Mullen feels that Urban Meyer is the center of the CFB news universe right now?
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Since when does a ditch lizard think rationally and convey those thoughts in complete sentences??
NEVER!!
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He has a no weapons policy unless the costume calls for it. Those crazy ass “having fun” videos don’t make themselves ya know. Sometimes an outfit calls for a Chucky doll and sometimes it calls for an AK-47.
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Giving him the benefit of the doubt, I wonder if he means you can own a gun but not use it in public. Who knows! I don’t get these “no gun policies” anyway. I know times have changed, but I remember when half the parking lot in my highschool would be filled with trucks that had guns in them.
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Nope… not touching this one.
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Can’t touch that one, Chili. It’s true.
We used to bring our guns to shop class and refurbish them.
I’m not saying we should do that now, though. Times and society have very much changed.
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Sure did. And I’m only 40. It wasn’t that long ago. And guess what? No school shootings.
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Parenting changed, or, more appropriately, was abandoned.
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My physics teacher in high school shot a 44 magnum into a clay. We measured the displacement of the clay to figure out how much energy was in the bullet. It was nothing for teachers and students to compare guns in the parking lot. And as someone already posted… no school shootings either.
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How many of you had AR-15’s?
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No AR-15’s, but half the kids in my school would leave the tree stand and come strait to class in the mornings. Most trucks had 30/30’s, .308’s and .30-06’s in their trucks. All will nlow a big hole in your dumb ass. Guns are not the problem dickhead.
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Chili an AD 15 is not a machine gun. You have to pull the trigger each time you want to fire. You can’t just hold the trigger down and spray bullets. The people who act like an AD 15 is something scary usually don’t know what it is. They think AT stands for “assault rifle”.
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AR 15. Jeez.
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AR-15’s weren’t readily available back then. WTF is your problem?
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My Dad said if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all.
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My reply was targeted at him RangerRuss. I feel it’s best just not to engage.
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I don’t have a problem.
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Not sure what your point is about the AR-15 Chili. Its a semi-automatic weapon just like a lot of other semis out there.
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Chili one of the ban all guns crowd.
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And whether or not they were readily available years ago is irrelevant. Because .308s have been readily available for a very long time and there isn’t a nickle’s worth of difference between that round and an AR15. People who don’t know anything about guns just think AR15s look scary. That and they commit out whatever they here from other people who don’t know anything about guns.
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My apologies Mike Cooley. That was meant for Chilidawg.
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And .308 has over twice the muzzle energy of an AR-15. But this is the wrong forum for this discussion. We don’t want to “trigger” the girls.
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Not to mention a .308 is a larger bullet than a .223
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DOH! It appears I’m way too late. It seems the resident hysterical little girl had her feelings triggered at 11:53 by the # gators after dark article. Thank Cthulu that Anonymous was there with a reasonable and correct argument to shut her up.
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Freedumb
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Yeah. Liberty sucks.
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The sound coming out from his pie hole is the same as the sound of the wheels coming off of a program.
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The interview only got better.
So, it’s a no weapons policy that isn’t a no weapons policy, just a plan —or hope — to be able to educate the players on gun safety.
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Just for clarity, the no weapons policy does or does not extend to frying pans?
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UF has hired the WRONG man, again, and I am loving it.
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He did a decent job at MSU, but I am beginning to think he may have bitten off more than he can chew right now.
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It’s a no weapons policy. It’s just not a strict no weapons policy. Just like the no eye gouging policy, no beating women policy, no terroristic threats policy, etc.
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Yep. Or it’s occasionally strict…for instance, if the trouble-makers are buried on the practice squad. Then, it might be a great time to make an example.
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“And so, boys and girls, if anybody does have any firearms… …you need to turn them in
as soon as possible. No questions asked.
Understood? All right.”
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Urban taught him well, I see.
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This season is gonna be fun!!!
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I’m so sick of scumbags – they are everywhere.
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