The best way to properly deal with Corch’s bullshit is snark.
Let’s hope the man gets the medical attention he so clearly is in need of today.
The best way to properly deal with Corch’s bullshit is snark.
Can only hope it doesn’t impact Coach Meyer’s play calling or his efforts on the recruiting trail. And is this a new occupational hazard? https://t.co/d3cgx8inyb
— Mike Fish (@MikeFishESPN) August 23, 2018
Let’s hope the man gets the medical attention he so clearly is in need of today.
Filed under Urban Meyer Points and Stares
“And Georgia fans, don’t be turds. Enjoy this. Soak it up. It’s awesome. If you don’t win this year, it’s still not a failure. It’s a heck of a run. Back-to-back in the Playoff era hasn’t been done. So, to ask for a third I feel like it’s gluttonous. I feel like it’s not OK. But we’ll be in the mix.”-- David Pollack, On3.com, 5/9/23
Memory loss is a well known side effect of fake heart attacks.
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“Shelly, this is the big one honey!”
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As well as brain cooties
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And they can’t fire him for that either!
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Yeah, ADA or something like it probably covers him from being dismissed for a medical condition.
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Maybe a slice of cold pizza will help him with his memory
https://goo.gl/images/1oHzms
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“He has also periodically taken medicine that can negatively impair his memory, concentration & focus”
That’s the whole point.
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It’s a feature, not a bug.
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Ironic Herbie’s initial commentary last night was “anyone that knows Urban Meyer know that he is laser focused”….
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Yep, that undermines all of urbie and ohio’s positions.
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They know this is bullshit and they know that everyone will know that this is bullshit and they don’t give a rat’s ass.
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They may give on if something sufficiently embarrassing comes out now, but I’m not sure what sufficiently embarrassing would mean for them. Meyer helped Smith bury a dead body, maybe?
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Funny you say that, ’cause I keep wondering what Ohio State would have done if Zach had killed Courtney.
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I wonder if Courtney has any civil causes of action that would allow a decent lawyer to take some depositions and get all this ‘didn’t tell Gene, didn’t tell Urban, didn’t tell Shelley’ on record under oath?
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You never know, but I can’t believe they’d be quite so shameless in the face of that.
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They would have been a 4 game suspension…
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Memory issues? Oh, so that’s the explanation for everything that looked like bald faced lying. Terribly sorry Corch, we really mis-judged you.
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“And it will forever be in the mind of Urban Meyer.” “And it’s going to be a big deal.”
Well, maybe not.
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^^^^^This.^^^^^
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Winner.
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I remember thinking back when OSU hired Corch that his General Patton act would wear thin in 4 years or so (I have memory issues so don’t hold me to it).
I stand corrected on two things. I was off by about 2 years, and it’s not a General Patton act. Patton could be angry, but could motivate, organize, and lead. Corch just uses everything and everybody, and leaves everything he touches worse, in his quest for his own glorification.
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A grifter. A con artist, who squeezes all he can out of his next mark then fakes a heart attack and hits the road looking for his next mark.
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“If the condition persists for more than four hours”…well done, Senator!
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Don’t use it, don’t like it, don’t trust it…but the GIF’s comments section in the Brett McMurphy tweet are priceless. Well done Twitterverse!
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Now we finally know what happened to OSU @ Iowa last year!!
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