The resurrection of Hugh Freeze

Look who’s back, ladies and gentlemen.

That may not seem like much to you, but it sure beats coaching football in Italy.

I wonder what Greg Sankey will do if they start to use Hugh on the SEC Network for analysis.


Filed under ESPN Is The Devil, Freeze!

26 responses to “The resurrection of Hugh Freeze

  1. Dawg in Austin

    Now THAT’S a broadcast booth from which Mack should excuse himself early.


  2. FSU is in process of becoming FAMU West. It will be interesting to watch.


  3. MGW

    I hope Freeze shows up wearing sunglasses, with a strange woman on each arm. Just owning it.


  4. Cousin Eddie

    If, more like when, they use Freeze on the SEC network Sankey will stay quite and cash the checks. Mickey could use Jeffery Dahmer and Sankey wouldn’t say anything as long as the checks clear the bank.

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  5. MGW

    Also some C level school is going to pick up a bad ass coach for one hell of a discount this offseason. Guaranteed.

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  6. Cojones

    Pretty bad when you consider that Chizik is the only one that could get me to listen.

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    • Argondawg

      Freeze is actually a very sharp offensive mind.I would be interested to hear his take on what teams are doing to stretch the field. His teams have always done that.


  7. RangerRuss

    Hugh Freeze’s eyes seem too close together. Reminds me of Blaster of Masterblaster from Thunderdome.


  8. ApalachDawg

    I wish Bret b was going to be there then I’d watch
    Zero time for hypocrite freeze
    All time slim shady coaching staff and admin:
    AD – Gene Smith
    Asst AD – Red panty Evans
    HC – the Urb Liar
    OC – Hugh Cheetah Freeze
    WR – Zach Smith
    OL/TE – DJ Durkin
    RB – Ray Rice
    DC – Sandusky
    DL – Greg Hardy
    LB – Ray Lewis
    DB – Rae Carruth
    Spec Teams – Josh Brown
    S&C – Maryland Staff
    Legal Advisor – H Johnson
    Bag men – IPTAY, REC, Auburn Univ
    PR dept – The OSU
    Special advisor – OJ
    Financial advisor – J Donnan


  9. lakedawg

    Believe Urban pos Lier h as an opening. Him and Freeze would make all buckeyes proud.


  10. My prediction of how smart/insightful these coaches will be on this telecast, from best to worst:. Freeze, Graham, Mora, Chizik, Brown. Let’s see if this holds true.


    • Mayor

      I agree with your order. Mack Brown hasn’t had an original thought in years and Cheats-at-it just parrots the conventional wisdom.