Ohio State doesn’t recognize the First Rule of Holes.

Shorter Corch:  I’m pure of heart, because the investigative committee the school hired to justify keeping me in my head coaching position said so.

Jesus, can’t anybody in Columbus keep quiet?


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20 responses to “Ohio State doesn’t recognize the First Rule of Holes.

  1. UGA '97

    Another page torn from the diary of a sociopath

    Liked by 1 person

  2. BK

    It’s impossible to like Ohio state or urban Meyer. Urban is a slimy weasel employed by slimy weasels. Can’t stand Harbaugh and his hystrionics, but I hope Michigan destroys them. Heck I hope anybody else crushes the buckliars for that matter.


  3. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    Some of the responses were soberingly funny. Gives dotting the I and getting your game face on a whole new perspective.


  4. ChiliDawg

    The memes are roasting


  5. Cojones

    Mine reads that the link opened into an app and there’s a blank page


  6. The truth is not the truth. Haha.



    I can’t help but believe this ordeal is gonna have an effect on the team. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving crowd.


    • ChiliDawg

      I don’t know that the players deserve to lose every game, but the coach, the university and the fans sure do.


  8. 69Dawg

    But the Buckeye fans are already convinced he is guiltless. Why does he keep trying to convince the rest of us?


  9. truck

    The ego required to maintain that level of self-delusion must be staggeringly large.


    • AthensRules

      The guy is unbelievable. Just when I think he can’t look any more petty and small, he opens his mouth again.


  10. First, what a douche.

    Second, and a cock.

    Third, let’s hope he has a shitty season.


  11. ASEF

    Lol: “I purposefully did not lie when I accidently failed to tell the truth. And you should feel bad for even suggesting anything to the contrary.”


  12. Ricky McDurden

    Anyone else looking forward to the Michigan Gameday signs tomorrow AM? I sure am…


  13. Shewdawg

    He “seems to [have] acquire[d] and maintain some false belief in the teeth of evidence to the contrary as a consequence of some motivation, and….display[s] behavior suggesting some awareness of the truth.”