I’m just now finding out with this tweet that Arkansas has a linebacker named Bumper Pool. I am thoroughly pleased with that discovery.
I’m just now finding out with this tweet that Arkansas has a linebacker named Bumper Pool. I am thoroughly pleased with that discovery.
Filed under Arkansas Is Kind Of A Big Deal
“Those 13 jerseys are going to be around a long time.”-- Brock Bowers, The Athletic, 1/10/23
I.M. Hipp
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Remember that from last year. This year’s top recruit is General Booty.
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Yeah, but their names could never approach our Happy Dicks.
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Tough to beat…..once knew a girl named Ima Hogg. Texas girl, but raised in TX.
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Shit…should be “raised in” Arkansas.
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Happy Dicks are easy to beat.
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The true Ima Hogg was a maven of Houston and Texas high society and funded many art institutions still around.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ima_Hogg
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HA!…and rumored to have a sister named Ura Hogg. Bet they learned to be tough growing up.
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And the greatest headline EVAH that is still not disproven:
“DOGS BEAT COCKS WITH DICKS OUT”
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Alas, such a shame it never happened…
https://uga.rivals.com/news/georgia-south-carolina-from-yesteryear-a-classic-fabrication
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I was pretty darn good at bumper pool as a kid.
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That name sound like it would fit right in with the Key and Peele EAST-WEST All-Star game line up. If you have never see it, look it up on YouTube
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Fuuudge is a fave of mine.
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Donkey Teeth
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Ahh, how quickly they forget. . .
https://blutarsky.wordpress.com/2017/10/25/today-in-names-2/
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Pwned!
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Old age is a bitch. 😉
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Bank shot and in the side pocket.
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Well at least you got to enjoy it twice. I tell my dad all the time not to fret about his memory loss. He can keep watching the same movies over and over and enjoy them each time. 🙂
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My dad use to enjoy my jokes at least twice. That was my clue something was up with his memory. 😦
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Maybe he just found out what a doobie was.
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Old age truly is a bitch. Youth is wasted on the young 🙂
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I.P. Freely
Amanda Hugandkiss
Seymore Butts
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and who could ever forget the classic “Why is there a hole in my bed?” by Mr. Complete Lee
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I. P. Freely wrote “Up a Yellow River” and Seymore Butts wrote “Under the Grandstands”, but I’m not familiar with the writing endeavors of Amanda.
Huiguiced Damuice was popular with his book “Up a Tree”. Looking forward to the new book “Old Fart Memory” by Ida No, but can’t remember the release date.
I use these old puns in testimonial to a 78 yr memory going back to HS humor.
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