Whoa! Major change in the two-deep…

Looks like the Coke bottle’s been benched.

No word yet on whether it’s due to performance issues or some team rules violation.


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27 responses to “Whoa! Major change in the two-deep…

  1. BMan

    I heard it tested positive for caffeine.

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  2. ilini84

    Dasani (/dəˈsɑːni/) is a brand of bottled water from the Coca-Cola company, launched in 1999,[1] after the success of Aquafina (produced by Coca-Cola-rival PepsiCo). It is one of many brands of Coca-Cola bottled water sold around the world. The product is tap water, filtered and bottled.


  3. Cojones

    WTF! It used to have a pass for cocaine.


  4. 79Dawg

    Disappointed not to see the “hit stick”….

    Liked by 1 person

    • W Cobb Dawg

      Yes, we definitely need to know more about the bat. First of all, was it homemade, like Homer’s wonderbat or Redford’s wonderboy?


  5. Not a team player… Doesn’t like Cherry, Vanilla, Diet, Zero – none of them… Benched for Dasani; because you need water to stir the drink… One of the translations is ‘loyal’ – it was a matter of time…


  6. Salty Dawg

    Dasani is such a slut. She always pushes Coke off the podium. He usually recovers pretty fast.


  7. Derek

    This change was at the request/insistence of Bobby Boucher.


  8. ScoutDawg

    Speeding in Mudcat’s car.


  9. cardawgrapher

    Resting the Coke bottle for upcoming conference stretch.


  10. 81Dog

    that’s some high quality H20…..


  11. Harold Miller

    “The Coke bottle had plenty of podium time, and things were well in hand.It was time to give Dasani a little time…” CKS


  12. Bulldog Joe

    Coke bottle won’t see the podium until it does a better job of blocking the downfield questions.


  13. Maria Taylor wants to know if there’s a DB controversy brewing in Athens. Kirby doesn’t want to talk about it.


  14. DawgFlan

    Coke bottle couldn’t accept that pressure is a privilege.

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  15. Bulldog Joe

    Coke bottle doesn’t have time for Drew Lock.


  16. AusDawg85

    Settle down y’all. Coke bottle is a transfer and just doesn’t qualify for the travel squad this week.


  17. Bulldog Joe

    Coke bottle showed up for a 7:15 game.


  18. AusDawg85

    WHOA!!!! Breaking news and the answer to where Coke bottle has been:

    *Coca-Cola is reportedly in talks with a Canada-based cannabis producer to make marijuana-infused beverages to help ease drinkers’ inflammation and pain, according to a new report from BNN Bloomberg.

    According to the outlet’s sources, the world’s largest beverage company is talking with Aurora Cannabis to develop a health-focused beverage line infused with CBD — the non-psychoactive ingredient in marijuana that can be used to treat pain but doesn’t get users high. The new beverages will be pegged to drinkers who suffer with inflammation, pain or cramping…*

    Cojones approves this message.


    • Cojones

      Yeah, the Canucks will be hitting the market on Oct 17 with the fun-connected good stuff since they decided to go national. Lived in Alberta where the better stuff is grown and can attest that it’s pretty tasty. You still have to have a prescription for what we will refer to as the “Good Coke” and it will probably only be available in Canada for some time. That’s not to say that a drug company couldn’t get FDA approval for intro into the U.S later, but I wouldn’t look for it anytime soon.

      Which reminds me that my pipe needs to be lit in anticipation of a physical exam tomorrow.


  19. Cojones

    What is not well known is that assays show that Dasani bottles contain large amounts of hydroxyl acid and dihydrogen monoxide that is corrosive and can cause suffocation. I wouldn’t go near that shit at this time in my life (78 this week).

    That’s why I drink beer of all flavors that have unmatched life-saving qualities and is the beverage of choice of most thinking people who watch college football games. Having a doobie on the side is much better when tailgating, but recipes are forthcoming from the cooking channel folks (I kid you not) so that you can enjoy your THC and treat the munchies at the same time. God, college football couldn’t get any more exciting at this moment for it’s future.

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