Looks like the Coke bottle’s been benched.
No word yet on whether it’s due to performance issues or some team rules violation.
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Get The Picture · Bloviation for the Dawgnation
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I heard it tested positive for caffeine.
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Post of the day!
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B-M will be submitting tests for NCAA review, until then the bottle remains suspended.
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Dasani (/dəˈsɑːni/) is a brand of bottled water from the Coca-Cola company, launched in 1999,[1] after the success of Aquafina (produced by Coca-Cola-rival PepsiCo). It is one of many brands of Coca-Cola bottled water sold around the world. The product is tap water, filtered and bottled.
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No shit? Coke bottles water? Hell, what’s next, a sports drink?
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WTF! It used to have a pass for cocaine.
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Disappointed not to see the “hit stick”….
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Yes, we definitely need to know more about the bat. First of all, was it homemade, like Homer’s wonderbat or Redford’s wonderboy?
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Not a team player… Doesn’t like Cherry, Vanilla, Diet, Zero – none of them… Benched for Dasani; because you need water to stir the drink… One of the translations is ‘loyal’ – it was a matter of time…
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Dasani is such a slut. She always pushes Coke off the podium. He usually recovers pretty fast.
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This change was at the request/insistence of Bobby Boucher.
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Speeding in Mudcat’s car.
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Resting the Coke bottle for upcoming conference stretch.
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that’s some high quality H20…..
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“The Coke bottle had plenty of podium time, and things were well in hand.It was time to give Dasani a little time…” CKS
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Coke bottle won’t see the podium until it does a better job of blocking the downfield questions.
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Maria Taylor wants to know if there’s a DB controversy brewing in Athens. Kirby doesn’t want to talk about it.
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drink bottle 😉
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https://www.theonion.com/coke-sponsored-rover-finds-evidence-of-dasani-on-mars-1819567322
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Coke bottle couldn’t accept that pressure is a privilege.
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Coke bottle doesn’t have time for Drew Lock.
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Settle down y’all. Coke bottle is a transfer and just doesn’t qualify for the travel squad this week.
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Coke bottle showed up for a 7:15 game.
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WHOA!!!! Breaking news and the answer to where Coke bottle has been:
*Coca-Cola is reportedly in talks with a Canada-based cannabis producer to make marijuana-infused beverages to help ease drinkers’ inflammation and pain, according to a new report from BNN Bloomberg.
According to the outlet’s sources, the world’s largest beverage company is talking with Aurora Cannabis to develop a health-focused beverage line infused with CBD — the non-psychoactive ingredient in marijuana that can be used to treat pain but doesn’t get users high. The new beverages will be pegged to drinkers who suffer with inflammation, pain or cramping…*
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Yeah, the Canucks will be hitting the market on Oct 17 with the fun-connected good stuff since they decided to go national. Lived in Alberta where the better stuff is grown and can attest that it’s pretty tasty. You still have to have a prescription for what we will refer to as the “Good Coke” and it will probably only be available in Canada for some time. That’s not to say that a drug company couldn’t get FDA approval for intro into the U.S later, but I wouldn’t look for it anytime soon.
Which reminds me that my pipe needs to be lit in anticipation of a physical exam tomorrow.
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“Northbound and down…”
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What is not well known is that assays show that Dasani bottles contain large amounts of hydroxyl acid and dihydrogen monoxide that is corrosive and can cause suffocation. I wouldn’t go near that shit at this time in my life (78 this week).
That’s why I drink beer of all flavors that have unmatched life-saving qualities and is the beverage of choice of most thinking people who watch college football games. Having a doobie on the side is much better when tailgating, but recipes are forthcoming from the cooking channel folks (I kid you not) so that you can enjoy your THC and treat the munchies at the same time. God, college football couldn’t get any more exciting at this moment for it’s future.
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