Your 9.19.18 Playpen

For of you who were apparently clueless about why last week’s Playpen was posted, before you try to puzzle things out this week, please take a moment to read this post.

If we’re all on the same page now, feel free to dive into the comments.

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  1. This is something I should make into a recurring topic at the Playpen.

    I have a reader traveling to the Missouri game for the first time who emailed me asking for recommendations for places to see, eat, drink, etc.

    I’ve never been, but I know some of you have, so please take a minute and provide some suggestions for the newbie Dawg traveler to Columbia.

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    • tswadog

      Booches-the Allen’s of Columbia, MO

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      • Bulldog Joe

        Yep. Like Allen’s, keep the order simple: cheeseburger, chips, a cold Stag beer, and a billiard table. Chips are locally made and taste like golden flake. Burgers are cooked at the bar. Bathroom is as nasty as Allen’s was. As the sign reminds you – don’t piss on the floor.

        Don’t order the pork loin sandwich, it’s also nasty. TVs are tiny so don’t go there expecting to focus on the A&M game. But for a burger and a beer, it’s convenient right downtown. Old school in every way.

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    • Nate Dawg

      I would say find the Tiger Tran or whatever it’s called. We went in 2012. Parked downtown, it was free (!) on game day at the time. For like $5 they drive u all around to the hotspots (much like a bar crawl – get on & off as u like) and then to & from the game, just hop off at the location closest to your car. But of course that was some time ago & I know uber and all that, but as I recall it was super cheap & super convenient & great spots downtown!

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    • Bulldog Joe

      Some ideas:

      Downtown is just over a mile walk from the stadium through campus..

      Blue Note on Friday night – Country artist Cody Jinks – Venue will remind you of the Georgia Theatre.

      New Shakespeare’s Pizza location downtown is much larger than the old one – find a table in the back. Very good thin crust. Also two other locations in town if you want to avoid the crowds.

      Downtown has no shortage of frozen drink places, if you are into that.

      Go to Sparky’s for dessert (ice cream) next to the head shop. Look for the concrete bulldog and his water dish on the sidewalk.

      For hanging out outdoors, go to Flat Branch Brewing on the edge of downtown for a laid back evening, or Harpo’s roof for an Allgood’s type of experience.

      Have fun and Go Dawgs.

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  2. Jeff Sanchez

    I was confused why Toad was trending yesterday.

    I wish to God I had never checked.

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  3. RangerRuss

    Thanks for this blog,Senator. All the UGA football info I need is right here.

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  4. Hogbody Spradlin

    Oh Goody! All the smartest people in the room can now come out and hurl epithets at each other.

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  5. I would certainly like to comment on this thread…however I’m demanding an FBI investigation first before I do so.

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    • Mayor

      You only need an FBI investigation if it was something from so long ago that there is no possibility of finding any evidence.

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      • Derek

        The three day FBI investigation into Anita Hill’s allegations was totally a delay tactic.

        And as the Tangerine Dictator noted: the FBI doesn’t do investigations despite what the fake news says about the Anita Hill case.

        It would totally suck to have an FBI report that listed every person this lady told this story to in the last 36 years OR God forbid the report included the lie detector she passed OR even worse Kavanaugh’s refusal to take same.

        Who cares after all? If we can live with a sexual assailant in the WH we can handle one on the Court.

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        • Mark

          “If we can live with a sexual assailant in the WH we can handle one on the Court.”

          Were you this outraged when Bill Clinton was in the WH? Asking for a friend.

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          • Dawg Vegas

            Yes, and I’m equally bothered by that now, thanks. Tell your friend for me, please. Is he/she as outraged with DT as he was with Clinton?

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          • Derek

            Lewinsky was sexually assaulted? Really? This whole time I thought it was consensual.

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            • Juanita Broaddrick

              Consensual? Who cares, amirite?

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              • Kathleen Willey

                Certainly not leftist idiots.

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                • Derek

                  Ken starr didn’t believe Willey.

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                • Bill Clinton

                  The allegation was absurd because Willey is a small-breasted woman, and I would never pursue such a woman.

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                • Joe Schmoe

                  Big difference between consensual sexual acts and attempted rape. But I know you right wing know-nothings couldn’t give too shits for nuance or distinction. Kind of like how you are bitching about Democrats “delaying” an extremely rushed confirmation process when you stone walled Garland for over a year. Jesus, have some ability for self assessment.

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                • Jared C.

                  The claim that Kavanaugh’s nomination was rushed just isn’t consistent with recent practice. From nomination to vote, days elapsed:

                  Gorsuch – 65
                  Kagan – 87
                  Sotomayor – 66
                  Alito – 82
                  Roberts – 62

                  If Senate sticks to the schedule to vote on Sept. 27, 80 days will have elapsed.

                  Just a little context for you about how “rushed” this process has been.

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                • Derek

                  How long was Merrick Garland’s pending?

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                • Derek

                  Bush’s Press Secretary Dana Perino argued at the time that Schumer’s statements showed “a tremendous disrespect for the Constitution” and amounted to “blind obstructionism.”

                  (Of note, it was never actually carried through. Can’t same the same about Garland.)

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                • JC

                  The claim that Kavanaugh’s nomination was rushed just isn’t consistent with recent practice. From nomination to vote, days elapsed:

                  Gorsuch – 65
                  Kagan – 87
                  Sotomayor – 66
                  Alito – 82
                  Roberts – 62

                  If Senate sticks to Kavanaugh schedule to vote on Sept. 27, 80 days will have elapsed.

                  But us right wing know-nothings with all our facts and whatnot…

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                • ChiliDawg

                  Do Merrick Garland now.

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                • JC

                  ChiliDawg – I’m replying to you, but there isn’t a reply button under your post? I don’t know. Anyway…

                  I 100% agree Garland should have received a hearing. It is the role of the senate to advise and consent and I believe part of that is the fact-finding and hearing. Unfortunately for Garland, the senate did not consent to his appointment.

                  Remember, President Obama told us, “Elections have consequences.”

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              • Derek

                Sworn affidavit from Juanita: regarding allegations “that Mr. Clinton had made unwelcome sexual advances toward me in the late seventies… These allegations are untrue”

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                • Juanita Broaddrick

                  “I didn’t want to be forced to testify about one of the most horrific events in my life,” she told Myers. “I didn’t want to go through it again.”

                  Broaddrick still refused to come forward when Kathleen Willey accused the President of unwanted sexual advances, saying that she “wasn’t brave enough to do it.”

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                • Derek

                  If you believe Juanita despite her perjury then why don’t you believe a woman who told people at the time and her therapist in 2012 and passed a polygraph?

                  Other than a combo of politics, stupidity and shamelessness?

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                • Napoleon BonerFart

                  Polygraphs are meaningless. That’s why they’re inadmissible in court.

                  And there is a difference between a woman keeping an alleged assault secret for decades before going to the press and politicians, and a woman telling her friends and family about an assault, but not going to the police and press because the rapist was a powerful politician.

                  If Kavanaugh had been thinking, he could have hired Hillary to hire any bimbo eruptions from his childhood.

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                • Derek

                  Seriously? You’re so fucking stupid.

                  That’s why federal agencies and law enforcement agencies use and rely on them routinely right?

                  She disclosed this well before Kavanaugh was nominated to the Supreme Court.

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                • Napoleon BonerFart

                  Oh, the government uses it? Well it must be admissible in court then. Wait, it’s not? Because it’s not any more reliable than flipping a coin? But then why would our wise and benevolent overlords do something so stupid? Aren’t government employees the top 1% of the top 1%? Curious.

                  Yes, Ford told her husband and therapist that she was assaulted. That might have been self-serving. Especially since she didn’t subject herself to having her credibility examined the way a criminal investigation would. I wonder if that’s why she’s pursuing this in the press rather than through the police?

                  It’s adorable watching your little hamster killing itself trying to power that brain.

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                • Derek

                  Consider this possibility: You’re an idiot.
                  Try reading something longer than an internet meme dummy.
                  https://openjurist.org/885/f2d/1529/united-states-v-piccinonna

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                • Napoleon BonerFart

                  A judge ruled that, in one case, a polygraph should have been admitted, when another judge disagreed? Well the consensus has been established as far as Derek’s concerned.

                  Seriously dude, check out the science. It’s souped up phrenology. Gary Ridgway passed a polygraph. So did Aldrich Ames, twice. Bill Wegerle failed a polygraph after the BTK killer murdered his wife.

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                • Derek

                  Yes, 1 judge hears appeals. And I thought you were stupid.

                  You’re also right that the standard for admissibility is “infallibility” because you’re so not a fucking moron.

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                • Napoleon BonerFart

                  Points as good as usual. A few judges took a vote. And the dissenting judge specifically cited the lack of scientific consensus that polygraphs were effective. But truth is whatever an election decides it is, right junior? Unless the election result is something you disagree with, in which case it’s not fair. That about sums up your worldview.

                  Personally, I don’t put much stock in appeals to improper authority.

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          • ASEF

            Hmmm. Right wing Clinton haters letting left-wing Clinton supporters set their value standards for them.

            “If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you do it?”

            What is this, all the cool kids are doing it defense?

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        • RangerRuss

          Absofuckinglutely! We lived with Slick Willie the serial rapist and his harpy enabler for eight years.

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          • Derek

            Was “rape” or an attempt thereof a stated impeachment ground?

            Why stop there anyway? He was a mass murderer too right?

            Now he’s no doubt in on the pizza parlor child sex rings too.

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            • Anonymous

              Clinton ordered a number of missile strikes against Iraq. I can think of the time that was “retaliation for an alleged assassination attempt on Bush 43. The attack on the “chemical weapons factory” that ended up being an aspirin factory, and the “wag the dog” incident right when the Monica Lewinsky scandal broke. Each of these strikes had many innocent civilian deaths. There was also the economic sanctions he ordered against Iraq that were estimated to kill almost 500k Iraqi children, and Madeleine Albright said it was worth it without disputing the figures.

              The last president that you could possibly make the claim wasn’t a mass murderer was Jimmy Carter. There is a reason that good people don’t want to be President. It puts people into horrible lose-lose situations where they end up killing a bunch of people even if that was the least bad option.

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        • sniffer

          Tangerine Dictator. Interesting fact. That would make Trump the first minority president. We’ve never had a colored person as president.

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          • Derek

            Does artificial coloring count though? Its Tang not orange juice after all.

            Always trust a guy with a fake skin tone and who uses 30% of his hair to cover 90% of his scalp.

            That’s a guy with nothing to hide.

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      • Walt

        So if some dumbass high school kid tried to rip your Mom’s, wife’s, sister’s or daughter’s clothes off and cover her mouth to stop her screaming it would be OK because it happened “so long ago”. I just don’t get that attitude.

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        • Derek

          Well, how conservative a boy is he?

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        • Napoleon BonerFart

          Of course not. I would encourage my sister to stay silent for decades until a political opportunity presented itself to make her story known.

          Statutes of limitations exist for a reason.

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          • Derek

            And they’ve long been abandoned in serious cases such as rape you twit.

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            • Napoleon BonerFart

              Not exactly. But the good news is that Maryland doesn’t have one. So instead of complaining to the Senate, Ford should simply call the Maryland cops and try to have Kavanaugh arrested. I’ll be very interested to see the “investigation” progress.

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              • Derek

                Only 43 states don’t have a SOL for forcible rape, stupid.

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                • Napoleon BonerFart

                  Not exactly. But who needs criminal investigations when you can just go to the politicians and the press? Right dumbass?

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                • Derek

                  We’ll go with your number: not exactly. It’s probably the highest that you can count, stupid.

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                • Napoleon BonerFart

                  Well, it varies. Some states have statutes of limitations except in cases where DNA evidence is found. Some states have none at all. Some states have varying limitations based on the ages of the accuser and/or accused. But that’s too many variables to expect you to think about. That’s why I simply say, “Not exactly.” Don’t worry about it.

                  In any case, having an accuser come forward decades after something may have happened without any evidence is exactly why statutes of limitations exist. The only possible resolution of the case is a he-said, she said. Kavanaugh’s friend denies it happened, so you have two “hes” denying the “she” account. But that’s about it. No DNA. No video. No corroborating evidence. The only thing that’s pertinent here is that Ford is a Democrat and Kavanaugh is being appointed by a Republican. That’s why people like you care.

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                • CB

                  Reading your expertise in google law gets funnier every week.

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                • Napoleon BonerFart

                  What the hell do you care, CB? These are two white people involved. Let me know when Maxine Waters weighs in on the legal issues.

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                • CB

                  Excellent example of how reasonable and non racist you are.

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                • Mayor

                  ^^This may be the funniest thing I have ever read.

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                • Napoleon BonerFart

                  Pointing out that a black public figure is an idiot makes someone racist? Sounds about right for you. In that case, I’ll keep my opinions on Hank Johnson and Sheila Jackson Lee to myself. I wouldn’t want to trigger you any further.
                  #InpeachBarneyFife

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          • Walt

            Maybe if you’d been raped, you might have a different attitude to telling your story to the world.

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            • Napoleon BonerFart.

              Even Ford doesn’t contend she was raped. But if she values her privacy so much, she didn’t have to go to the press.

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              • Walt

                You know what I meant.

                She didn’t release the story to the press. After reporters released the story, Ford said if it had to be told she would want to tell it.

                I can only imagine how you would be reacting if Al Franken or another Democrat was accused of this.

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                • Napoleon BonerFart

                  Keith Ellison was accused. The difference is that there is corroborating evidence and the incidents were recent. I’m sure the “I stand with Karen Monahan” videos from liberals are coming any day now.

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          • That dog'd bite you

            Yeah its not like his lifetime appointment could have a negative effect on millions of women’s rights or anything. She must be in it for the attention, right? Because getting death threats and testifying about a traumatic experience in from of congress is so pleasant. Lets attack her credibility the same way Kavanaugh did. Cover her mouth and shame her.

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            • Napoleon BonerFart

              Typical histrionics. She’s sacrificing herself for the greater good? Puhleeze.

              If she didn’t want to be scrutinized, she shouldn’t have gone public. It’s as simple as that. Regardless of whether her accusation was to police hoping for a prosecution, or to a politician hoping to derail a political appointment, her story should be evaluated. Assumed guilty until proven innocent doesn’t work well and it shouldn’t be the standard operating procedure. Even if millions of women’s very lives hang in the balance!1!!1!1!

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  6. PTC DAWG

    Not responding

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  7. ChiliDawg

    I missed all the fun last week.

    So. Thinking about writing a book.

    Nazis, Rapists and Thieves: The Brief Tenure of Donald Trump – America’s Worst President

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    • Hogbody Spradlin

      Starting with that congenial soft touch I see.

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    • Thorn Dawg

      Hang in there Chili, only six more years before his brief tenure is over.

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      • ChiliDawg

        Six more months if you’re lucky.

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        • MDDawg

          I’m no fan of Trump, but I wouldn’t bet against him at this point. Things that would’ve ended other people’s political careers just don’t seem to impact his at all.

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          • ChiliDawg

            I would. The “these things don’t impact him at all” is a mirage. The only reason it hasn’t “hurt him” is because Republicans on the Hill have completely abdicated their responsibilities to act as a check on the Executive branch and are acting as full time protection for Trump now against criminal prosecution. But that dereliction of duty is going to cost them. We’ve already started to see it in multiple special elections. The majority of his campaign leadership have now made deals with the special counsel to cooperate with the investigation for lighter sentencing. The midterms are going to eliminate the GOP majority in the House and may have an outside shot of flipping the Senate as well. When the Mueller investigation concludes, there will be nothing left for Republicans to protect.

            Thing is, the GOP knows they’re about to lose it all. All they’re doing now is racing against the clock to stack the courts and pass tax breaks to their wealthy donors before it happens.

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            • Chris

              Now that is one tasty melt, snowflake!

              Seriously, I thoroughly enjoyed reading every word, imagining how much those words actually meant to you. Even after 2 years, liberal tears are as satisfying than ever.

              Don’t ever change, cucks!

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            • Napoleon BonerFart

              Classic example of the Tinkerbell Effect.

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            • Angry American

              I think you might be right on one thing stacking the SC. The last election was not about the president. It was all about the Supreme Court and it will be stacked with rational constitutionalist. Just wait until Ginsberg’s seat is open…. Most anything a president/legislative branch does can be undone… But not the Supreme Court. The smart money was playing the long game in the last election. Got to love those lifetime appointments…

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              • ChiliDawg

                “Angry American” = code talk for “coddled redneck dipshit.”

                RBG will outlive all of you shits and if Kavanaugh makes it through we can just pack the bench with more justices. You’ve been lied to. We can undo anything. Enjoy the show.

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    • He’s hardly a president — he’s a PR abortion posing as a successful father posing as a successful businessman posing as a successful posing as a successful negotiator posing as a successful diplomat posing….. (well, you get the picture)

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      • ChiliDawg

        Agreed. The whole thing is a stupid charade, and the people who actually buy it have the intelligence of a gourd.

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        • Cojones

          That’s giving far more credit than deserved.

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        • DoubleDawg1318

          Chili, insulting Trump supporters might make you feel warm and fuzzy, but it only leads to more people voting for Trump. “Vote for me because you’re too stupid to know what’s best for you,” is not a winning platform or a winning way of treating people. I say this as someone who was on the NeverTrump train.

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          • Hillary

            That’s idiotic. But I’m still trying to figure out What Happened?!?

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          • Chris

            Sssshhhhh

            A wise man once said, “Never interfere with an enemy while he’s in the process of destroying himself.”

            Who am I kidding, we are dealing with sky screaming ideologues, they’d never take advice from the white patriarchy!

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          • ChiliDawg

            This is literally the stupidest take on the internet. “Don’t tell the stupid people that they’re stupid… they’ll just continue what they’ve been doing out of spite.” If your motivation to go vote for Trump is because people said it was stupid to do it, then go right ahead. Next I’ll tell you how stupid you are for wanting to jump off a cliff.

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            • Hillary

              One might even say they’re deplorable. What with their guns and religion and low taxes and secure borders.

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              • Joe Schmoe

                Do you own a major corporation? Otherwise you didn’t get much of a tax cut. And fuck our children and grandchildren who will have to pay off the debt it created.

                Board walls are a total mirage.

                Trump has demonstrated the total hypocrisy of the religious right in this country with 85% still supporting him even after he has been shown to be a serial adulterer (while his wife was pregnant no less), liar, and general ass hat. So much for core values of integrity and virtue.

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                • Angry American

                  Can we offer you a safe space with hot coca and some coloring books?

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                • Napoleon BonerFart.

                  The debt “created” by the tax cut is a rounding error compared to the debt from entitlements you support.

                  And the religious right are in a no win situation. The last election was between a serial adulterer and a women who spent her career managing bimbo eruptions due to her serial adulterer/rapist husband. Either way, they lose.

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                • ChiliDawg

                  The “religious right” did not choose between Hillary and Trump. The “religious right” picked Donald Trump out of a field of 14 candidates and emphatically supported him the whole way.

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                • Napoleon BonerFart

                  The point still stands. Ted Cruz wants to bomb the Middle East until the sand glows in the dark. Marco Rubio wants to make warrant-less surveillance by the NSA permanent. And on and on. There were no righteous people running for president in 2016.

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            • DoubleDawg1318

              “This is literally the stupidest take on the internet.”
              I’m offended! You’re underselling my ability to dish out stupid takes. You haven’t even seen my take on vaccines yet.

              Assuming that everyone who voted for Trump is either stupid or a monster is as bad as judging an entire group based on skin color. I thought Progressives were better than that. If you treat everyone who votes Republican as a 2D racist, misogynistic Nazi regardless of who they are, then don’t be surprised when they tune out your concerns over someone like Trump who really is a bad dude, or embrace the guy because they’re tired of being stereotyped.

              There’s a way to call people out, and fight if necessary, without forgetting that they are humans, just like you, who deserve a basic level of respect. There are people I deeply respect who voted for Trump. I think they made a horrible decision and I am very disappointed in them, but that’s not the end-all-be-all of who they are.

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              • ChiliDawg

                Skin color is not a choice. Voting for Trump was. Comparing a judgment of people based on their choices and who they support to judging people based on skin color is asinine.

                If you’re a Trump supporter, you made a conscious decision to support racism, misogyny, xenophobia and ignorance. You don’t deserve anyone’s respect. If you’re someone who supports the government kidnapping children and putting them in cages to send a message to people who would seek asylum here, you’re not someone that’s deserving of a basic level of respect as a human being, because you aren’t one.

                There are people I used to respect that voted for Trump. Used to. Past tense. That’s what happens when you sacrifice your dignity and your reputation for such a vile person. There are people who merely voted for the guy, and don’t really support him, and I can forgive those people, though I’ll always think less of them. The ones that still support him though? They can take a long walk off a short pier as far as I’m concerned.

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                • Angry American

                  I am offended you are offended.

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                • Napoleon BonerFart

                  “We don’t support putting people in cages for breaking immigration law. We support putting them in cages for declining to bake a gay wedding cake.”

                  That’s the kind of position that really shows your humanity. Kudos.

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  8. MDDawg

    I’m curious how many other people here follow Miami football. I’d love to see Mark Richt make whatever changes necessary to take his coaching to the next level, but I doubt it will ever happen. Watching their late-season stumbles last year and the opener against LSU this year, all I could think was “that’s what a typical Mark-Richt-coached team looks like.”

    In addition to all of the tangible results, Kirby seems to have drastically changed the mental makeup of the UGA players compared to the previous regime.

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    • MillyDawg

      At some point in the future I might stop being shocked when we build a lead on a team we are supposed to beat, then maintain and grow the lead and end up winning comfortably with the 3rd team in for the 4th quarter. I think the culture shift amongst the players has occurred much quicker than among the fanbase. This may be the first year I didn’t look at the schedule and seriously wonder who we would crap the bed against.

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    • Mayor

      I like Mark Richt and think he is a good coach and a good guy. That said he never fields a complete team. There is always something missing and a lot of that had to do (at UGA at least) with not using all available scholarships. He also had that maddening habit of making end of game decisions in close games that changed a win to a loss and having his team not show up ready to play, often in the biggest games. Sooner or later he’s going to get runnofft from Miami, too. People on this blog often insult Jim Donnan but Donnan’s W-L percentage for his last four seasons (give him a year to get the Goof out of ’em) is almost exactly the same as Mark Richt’s. I’m hoping Kirby Smart is the real deal (he certainly looks it) and that he stays in Athens for 25 or more years.

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    • PTC DAWG

      Your second sentence is why I’m glad he’s gone.

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    • Otto

      I don’t follow Miami anymore than any other nonSEC. Further I was pulling for the SEC in their opener against LSU. I wish no ill will on the guy but my stance on my Miami has not changed since he arrived.

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    • Russ

      Yeah, I’ve always been a big Mark Richt fan, but I told my wife watching the LSU game to open the season that’s why he was R-U-N-N-O-F-T.

      And yeah, Mayor, you’re right. We always had a hole on the team somewhere. This is the first year I can remember in a long time that I feel like we have depth literally everywhere. It’s a great feeling.

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      • Jim

        Remember all the hand wringing around here when we finally got around to making the change? The sugar bowl against West Virginia then stomping the logo against vandy in 2007 were canaries in the Cole mine. Fortunately we finally made a change nearly a decade later!

        I was all over the Kirby bandwagon. I certainly had my concerns in 2016. Even after last year as this preseason approached, there was a voice in the back of my mind that wondered if the leaders in 2017 were responsible for the magic. Then I went to South Carolina and no longer have any lingering doubt that Kirby is building our program into a sustained monster that might make Alabama’s run the last ten years look routine

        Alabama will be tough to beat this year, but It’s only a matter of time before we overtake them and Kirby wasn’t kidding in his post championship game comments when he said ‘we’re not going anywhere’

        As I texted friends after the Rose bowl. Go. You. Mother. Fucking. Dawgs

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        • Erk's Forehead

          We won’t overtake Alabama until Nick Saban leaves. Kirby can’t beat him. None of his former assistants have. We just have to keep Kirby around until after Saban leaves. Then, hopefully, they’ll return to 1993-2007 form.

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          • Bonedawg

            I’m not so sure. Georgia was a hotbed if Saban recruiting. Kirby has already made considerable inroads decreasing that easy stream of athletes. If that dries up he may be beatable. At least at times.

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          • Derek

            This is the worst take I’ve read since chilidawgnv wanted us to lose to the gators so CMR would get fired.

            If they don’t fuck us on the blocked kick, we beat them last year. Tua makes it harder but I say we can beat them straight up.

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    • AusDawg85

      Hated “Da U” and generally still do on principle, but I would like to see Richt have success. Comparing what’s happening down there to what Kirby has going on here is foolish though…different conferences, challenges, money, recruiting bases, etc. Despite what some think, it’s OK to see if CMR can do well and not be critical of his past here.

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    • Napoleon BonerFart

      I don’t cheer for Miami, but I like Richt. But comparisons to he and Kirby aren’t really fair because Kirby came into a program that won 10 games and had a top-5 recruiting class ready to sign. He did a good job keeping the recruiting class together, which is tough after a coaching change. Then he kicked things up a notch.

      Richt went to a Miami program that was a mess. He had to start at ground level and it will take longer to build. I really thought that 2015 Richt had learned his lessons and was taking steps to improve his coaching. Maybe he did. It might be too early to tell. But games like the LSU loss leave me wondering.

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      • Athens Townie

        Leave you wondering? That’s amazing.

        Richt had a decade and a half to “tak[e] steps to improve his coaching” at UGA. He didn’t. Early on, with Donnan’s recruits and a weaker conference, he did really well. Then he didn’t. It’s amazing how many fans worship him for making tens of millions of dollars to take Georgia from relative mediocrity to above average.

        Discipline problems, poor roster management, persistently bad special teams, decent but not elite recruiting, always a few steps behind the cutting edge, hiring and retaining below average assistant coaches, poor in-game coaching, lax strength and conditioning … etc.

        Richt is who we thought he was. He takes a humiliating beating once or twice a season, drops a brainfart game once or twice a season, and is basically above average across the board.

        Maybe someday you’ll get closure on that.

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        • Napoleon BonerFart

          Sorry for triggering you. But decent coaches don’t win 75% of their games. Excellent coaches do. Yes, he had failures. Roster management was a big one. But his last UGA recruiting classes looked like he was addressing that.

          Accepting the Georgia Way was another. Although it’s hard to fault a man for doing what his bosses tell him to. Fortunately, Kirby hasn’t had to deal with the same limitations Richt did. I don’t know whether that’s Kirby’s doing, Jimmy Sexton’s, or the boosters forcing McGarity’s hand. Probably a combination of all three. But Kirby isn’t handcuffed like Richt was and he’s making the best of it. Has Richt forced the Miami administration to support the football program the way an elite program should? Has he had to? I don’t know.

          I’m very happy with Kirby so far in Athens. But I recognize that Richt was a good coach who could have easily won a national championship or two during his tenure. I wish him the best. I would like to see Miami supplant Clemson as the best team in the ACC.

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          • Mayor

            Funny, I’d like Duke or UNC or UVA to supplant Clemson and FSU. Miami is another Bama from an earlier era. I like CMR as a guy but I say of Miami let ’em rot CMR or no CMR.

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        • ChiliDawg

          Nailed it, Townie.

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  9. Hogbody Spradlin

    This Playpen (maybe Crib would be better) has been up since 9:35 EDT. It’s 11:55 and only 27-28 comments.
    WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? LET THE HATE FLOW!

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  10. Austin Cope

    Man I hope we pull out the black jerseys against a team this year. I beat it will greatly increase our sacks.

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  11. Russ

    Senator, is complaining about the Playpen allowed in the Playpen? Just asking for a friend…

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  12. Russ

    Oh, and I’m just here for the “Senator deleted my post/first amendment/liberal blah blah” posts.

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  13. That Time Mark Richt Lost Control of Mark Richt

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    • MDDawg

      That was Mirror Mark Richt. You can tell because of the goatee.

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    • Mayor

      CMR was POed because the Wisky QB completed a long pass the play before the bumping of the ref that got Wisky down to the Miami side of the field. There was a clear but uncalled holding by the Wisky right OT on the Miami DE (where the DE should have had a sack) that allowed the completion. So instead of 4th and forever and a punt Wisky is down near the goal line. All of us would have been pissed too if that happened to UGA.

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    • 92 grad

      Ha, years ago when I was a regular Facebook reader there was a language setting where everything on your page got translated to pirate speak. Was really fun.

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  14. Cojones

    Tenn entertained two older candidates last weekend to supplement their Special Teams and the following conversation took place:

    Grad student: “You guys have to come here and we can teach you things like Math, Business, Logic…”

    First Candidate: “What’s Logic?”

    G S: “O.K., do you have a weed eater?”

    !st C: “Yes”

    G S: “Logically, you have a lawn that you take pride in.”

    !st C:”Hey, that’s right!”

    G S: “Then it stands to reason that you have a house.”

    !st C: “Man! That’s right on!”

    G S: “It also stands to reason that you are married to a woman.”

    1st C:”This Logic thing is somthin’ else.”

    G S: “Therefore, by logic, you are a heterosexual.”

    1st C: “That’s something else. Wait until I tell my buddy about these classes” He walks over to the 2nd candidate:”Wait until you hear about the classes you can take here, including Logic.”

    2nd C: “What’s Logic?”

    1st C: ” I’ll explain by asking some questions: Do you own a weed eater?”

    2nd C: “No.”

    1st C: “Fag!”

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  15. MEdDawg

    Has anyone had issues listening in to the UGA games through the Georgia Bulldogs Android app? I’ve tried catching the pre-game and game announcements the past three weeks and just keep getting elevator music. Is my timing really that great that I always catch them on commercial breaks, or have they discontinued broadcasting over the app?

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    • Upstate SC Dawg

      I haven’t been able to get audio through the UGA website this year. I would advise downloading the Tune In Radio app. The UGA page has the game audio and it works.

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  16. RangerRuss

    Jordan Rodgers is a fuckn idiot.

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