Here’s something you probably didn’t care to know.
I bet Mickey’s kicking itself for letting them go.
Here’s something you probably didn’t care to know.
Lou Holtz and Mark May are talking about college football on YouTube, and judging by the view counts on those videos…no one had heard about this all seasonhttps://t.co/8aE9QnuPxY
— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) October 19, 2018
I bet Mickey’s kicking itself for letting them go.
Filed under General Idiocy
“And Georgia fans, don’t be turds. Enjoy this. Soak it up. It’s awesome. If you don’t win this year, it’s still not a failure. It’s a heck of a run. Back-to-back in the Playoff era hasn’t been done. So, to ask for a third I feel like it’s gluttonous. I feel like it’s not OK. But we’ll be in the mix.”-- David Pollack, On3.com, 5/9/23
Success = Early to Bed, Early to Rise, Work like Hell and Advertise. Think they may have forgotten the advertising.
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If Dr. Lou sputterth in the forestht, doth any get thpit on? As for Mayday, I hope he’s still smoldering with rage over UGA’s 1980 NC. He was a great OL, but as a prognosticator? Not so much.
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Dr Louuuuuuu
Almost as corny as that “trial” they would out on with Rece Davis as the “judge”. I could feel his cringe through the screen
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The three-headed calf is only good for so many payouts at a carnival. It doesn’t attract return viewers.
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Gee, Granny Holts and May are doing shows on YouTube? Who knew?
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Apparently, no one.
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Morbid curiosity almost got me to watch but…. nah!
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They thank you for letting us know.
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Where else you gonna get the latest news on our QB Dee Shay Shhocknee?
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You mean JD Stokley?
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Is this the precise moment when college football jumps the shark?
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But if no ones there to see it, did the shark actually get jumped?
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Ask Jim McIlwain?
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This thread is everything. Y’all are feeling this bye week Friday.
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He said JUMP the shark, not hump it.
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But that does beg the question, if a tree falls in the woods, will McElwain hump it?
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Only if it is still alive.
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Gives the phrase “getting a woody” a new and painful meaning
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Why waste money on advertising when you know it’s not going to do you any good?
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I would rather watch Asian kids build legos.
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Dammit…that’s funny!
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Whenever Holtz and May were on the devil’s sports network, I’d immediately go do something else, muttering to myself in bewilderment that they had paying jobs, “Who in the wide, wide world of sports wants to watch this shit?” I see the answer indeed was “no-one.”
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Nobody has time for your Dawg hate speech, Mark May.
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I’d click but I don’t want to add to their page views. Especially Granny Holtz, that old sack of shXX.
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I think the only thing in the world I’d want to watch less than this is that Colin Cowherd/Jason Whitlock show on Fox. Those two make Holtz and May look like Socrates and Plato.
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Gawd. What a couple of blowhards.
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If Lou would wear a skirt, maybe they could be the Algonquin Round Table.
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Man that’s funny. They’ve been reduced to a YouTube “show” that nobody watches. There is some Justice in the world. As bad as they suck I would rather watch them than Jamelle Hill and the other ESPIn blowhards who think they have “important” things to say.
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May picked Hawaii to beat the Dogs. Dumbass.
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If he ever tries to deny it, show him this.
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God damn, that’s funny. It’s almost like “Do you know how many viewers really liked your act back in the day? Now you know down to the person.” I felt pity for Lou Holtz and contempt for May. The only difference between now and then is that I no longer pity Holtz.
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Lou is the original OG. Original geezer.
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So they aren’t on ESPN anymore?
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Lou Holtz is still alive?
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Schtop looking at my headgear Schtan.
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I actually forgot they existed until just now.
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I never thought I’d say this… but I miss Mark and Lou. Watching Jesse and Joey makes me want to rip out my hair.
Maybe it’s a grass is greener thing…
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