The logic is impeccable.

Would this be the most Second Chance U move, or the most Second Chance U move ever?


Filed under Auburn's Cast of Thousands, Freeze!

26 responses to “The logic is impeccable.

  1. AusDawg85

    Article is worthy of a Peabody award for excellence in understanding Auburn.

    Liked by 5 people

  2. DC Weez

    Why would Auburn hire Hugh Freeze when Art Briles is stil available?


  3. Shewdawg

    Harvey Weinstein is an offensive guy too.

  4. Aladawg

    This is funny!!


  5. Bulldog Joe

    ‘sincere folksiness’ 🙂


  6. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    Well it would certainly be very, um…Auburn.


  7. Tony Barnfart

    “he has that ‘aw shucks’-ing his way around town quality that Auburn loves.”

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Wait I thought Alabama tried to get him and the SEC office said no?


  9. Derek

    I’m sure they can explain to him that he should only use his “drop phone” for hookers.

    Oh hell, it’s auburn they’ll give him a hooker allowance in the contract tied to incentives.


  10. Argondawg

    Wouldn’t Auburn have to get that by the Conference who told Bama they can’t even hire him as an analyst? Not sure the conference powers that be want another Ole Miss type investigation. Besides that, it is hard to imagine a more perfect couple.


  11. Gurkha Dawg

    There are 2 reasons I don’t want this to happen. 1 – Freeze is a POS, 2- Freeze is a damn good recruiter and coach.


  12. Faltering Memory

    …and which position does your daughter play, sir?


  13. Cousin Eddie

    I can’t tell if this article is real good sarcasm or a real belief for the writer because well it is aubrnt. I can see them trying to bring him in as an OC or analyst but not as a head coach.


  14. TN Dawg

    I don’t fully understand why people are calling Freeze a POS.

    His major indiscretion was giving payments to players to come to Ole Miss, which I believe is a good thing.

    The players should be paid.


    • Cousin Eddie

      My issue with Freeze is him posting bible verses with one phone and calling hookers with the other. Playing players isn’t a big deal but then being a smart alec and telling people to report him if he did anything wrong seems hypocritical.


      • Tony Barnfart

        i think he was actually calling God and hookers from the same phone. Wasn’t that the whole reason Mars was able to bust him ? Hugh didn’t use a burner phone.

        They will clean that amateur shit up by the end of his interview in Auburn and promptly make a donation to a rural COGIC church at the conclusion of the interview.


    • It’s more the raging hypocrisy of portraying himself as the most pious coach in the game while simultaneously calling escorts on the recruiting trail that makes him a POS, no?