Would this be the most Second Chance U move, or the most Second Chance U move ever?
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I agree. Just spot on.
Freeze is a hypocritical POS which make him the perfect fit for Auburn.
Why would Auburn hire Hugh Freeze when Art Briles is stil available?
Hugh knows how to recruit, SEC-style.
The “style” of recruiting used by Hugh would work anywhere in CFB, just give the boys some Benjamins, Delta flights coupons, and tickets to some concerts or major sports events. Take a briefcase full to any top target on your recruiting board. No prior experience needed. (Should mention, refer to Auburn if you have any doubts how it is done.)
You left off the hookers and the co-eds with less that scrupulous morals. And yes, his tactics work anywhere.
Don’t underrated Texas style cheating. There’s a reason the SWC imploded. Maybe Art could be Hugh’s OC.
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ART BRILES AIN’T BEAT NO ALABAMA, PAWL!
Harvey Weinstein is an offensive guy too.
This is funny!!
‘sincere folksiness’ 🙂
Well it would certainly be very, um…Auburn.
“he has that ‘aw shucks’-ing his way around town quality that Auburn loves.”
Wait I thought Alabama tried to get him and the SEC office said no?
which is all-the-more reason for Auburn to hire him.
I’m sure they can explain to him that he should only use his “drop phone” for hookers.
Oh hell, it’s auburn they’ll give him a hooker allowance in the contract tied to incentives.
Wouldn’t Auburn have to get that by the Conference who told Bama they can’t even hire him as an analyst? Not sure the conference powers that be want another Ole Miss type investigation. Besides that, it is hard to imagine a more perfect couple.
There are 2 reasons I don’t want this to happen. 1 – Freeze is a POS, 2- Freeze is a damn good recruiter and coach.
…and which position does your daughter play, sir?
I can’t tell if this article is real good sarcasm or a real belief for the writer because well it is aubrnt. I can see them trying to bring him in as an OC or analyst but not as a head coach.
I don’t fully understand why people are calling Freeze a POS.
His major indiscretion was giving payments to players to come to Ole Miss, which I believe is a good thing.
The players should be paid.
My issue with Freeze is him posting bible verses with one phone and calling hookers with the other. Playing players isn’t a big deal but then being a smart alec and telling people to report him if he did anything wrong seems hypocritical.
i think he was actually calling God and hookers from the same phone. Wasn’t that the whole reason Mars was able to bust him ? Hugh didn’t use a burner phone.
They will clean that amateur shit up by the end of his interview in Auburn and promptly make a donation to a rural COGIC church at the conclusion of the interview.
It’s more the raging hypocrisy of portraying himself as the most pious coach in the game while simultaneously calling escorts on the recruiting trail that makes him a POS, no?
“It’s hot and it’s cold,” he said. “Sometimes you’re on top of the world and sometimes you’re not.” --Stetson Bennett, The Athletic, 9/11/21
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