I ask you, who among us has not at some point yearned to burn a Gator flag because we don’t “give a d*** about the Gators”?
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My friends and I once tried to burn a Gator car flag and found it was next to impossible to light the damn thing. We didn’t have any gasoline to pour on it. That might have worked.
Try explosives. Works like a charm.
Any problem on Earth can be solved with the careful application of high explosives. But please don’t do it.
CMR has lost control of UM fans.
I use mine to clean up the dog’s messes. When it gets nasty enough that I don’t want to touch it I mail it back to UF and they send me another one for free.
I just pack up my Dog messes and over night( to ensure freshness) the package (postage due) to the AD in care of FU……..
“Iran Walters, had left the scene.” I see what you did there.
Florida Man is just having a banner year.
Here is Mr. Walter’s defense under GA law…Georgia Code under criminal defenses;Justification;
“the fact that a person’s conduct is justified is a defense to prosecution for any crime based on that conduct ; In all instances which stand upon the same footing of reason and justice as those enumerated in this article”
voir dire the jury for school affiliation and I’ll get him a hung jury.
This could also be a new verse to the Afro man song…”Because I Got High”
My first thought was: that’s a crime? Hell, you can burn a US Flag. Then I read the link and found out it was attached to some poor woman’s car. But I understand his impulse.
Been there. Haven’t done that tho.
I did live in a batchelor pad appartment at one time. In my bathroom I had a tech, fla & tenn sticker all appropriately placed on the inside of the toilet bowl. Good times!
If it wont burn you can use it to wipe yo’ . . .
I can sympathize with any person who has a seething hatred for the gators. And the fact he had weed is a plus in my book too.
What struck me was the lady would be surprised that anyone would want to torch that flag.
“It’s a lot more fun that way when you’re explosive,” Monken said. “It’s funny how it works.” — AB-H, 9/1/20
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