“I love Auburn. I love being here.”

Gus wants you to know that while Auburn’s season may have sucked, his $32 million buyout contract still rocks.

Priorities, bitchez.

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19 responses to ““I love Auburn. I love being here.”

  1. truck

    According to my CoachSpeak Translator app, Gus just said, “Of course I’m happy. If I don’t win nine, I can always be an analyst for Nick.”

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  2. J-DawG

    It’s a good thing that Tammy(rest her soul) did not live to see this.

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  3. TMC DAWG

    Hell I’d be happy anywhere knowing I was owed 32 million

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  4. Olde Dawg

    Gus and Aubrun are truly made for each other – a perfect match. Better than any soap opera.

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  5. Hal Evans

    We love him being there also

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  6. NoAxeToGrind

    The Auburn crowd money boys must have been insane.

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  7. Spike

    Apparently Gus, the feeling is not so mutual.

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  8. Bill Glennon

    He needs to go full Costanza in Toomer’s Corner.

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  9. Bigshot

    Unrest and Auburn go together like a horse and carriage. I love it!

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  10. j4k372

    This gave me a good laugh. It also made me think about the current situation at Auburn between Gus and the school. I would guess he is doing everything in his power to live up to the letter of his contract. Any slight misstatement and he could go the way of the Shark Riding McElwain.

    I still don’t understand why McElwain agreed to give up so much money. Sexton really screwed him. Maybe McElwain should look into a negotiation course at Central Michigan.

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  11. Comin' Down The Track

    Interesting that in the second paragraph it’s “… my contract…”, but it’s “… our job…” What a total douchenozzle.

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  12. WarD Eagle

    Just a reminder, don’t bet on anything Josh Moon writes.

    He also had Bruce Pearl Fired last fall.

    Back to your schadenfreude.

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