Name that caption, cruel and unusual edition

“Marge, where’s the number for the ASPCA?”

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39 responses to “Name that caption, cruel and unusual edition

  1. As if being owned by an Auburn fan isn’t cruel enough.

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  2. In the arms of the angel
    Fly away from here
    From this dark, cold hotel room
    And the endlessness that you fear

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  3. pantslesspatdye

    Such a sad, despondent expression on his face. I would blame it on his present personal predicament, but alternately it could be his emotional expression after a comprehensive, sober analysis of the state of the program.

    And finally, who took this picture at 10 inches of elevation? War Eagle Calvin running around looking for Hobbes?

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  4. Doug

    If that still photo had been a video I imagine we would’ve seen the dog blinking CALL THE POLICE in Morse code.

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  5. JCDawg83

    That size dog is the only kind you can do that to. Any bigger and they would bite you in the nut sack if you tried to humiliate them like that.

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  6. FlyingPeakDawg

    Seeking to avoid confrontation with disgruntled fans, Gus enters the stadium in disguise before warm-ups.

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  7. Nashville West

    Where the hell is peta when you need them ?

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    • Macallanlover

      No one will ever need them, imo. But is someone did call, it would likely be answered in Auburn, AL. Nutcases tried to put an end to the Possum Drop on New Year’s Eve in the mountains near the GA/NC line.

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  8. BeardDawg

    So we can add cock-a-poo to the extensive list of AU mascots? The Tiger-War Eagle-Plainsmen-Puppies?

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  9. 202dawg

    The only fan base that could rival Gainesville, FL or Columbia, SC for tackiness. We’re so blessed we play them each and every year /s

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  10. ugafidelis

    “Dear God, make me a bird, so I can fly far, far far away from here.”

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  11. sniffer

    I know this man (and dog). He comes in my bank branch routinely. It’s a service dog. People either fawn or are disgusted. The man brings his dog to every banker like he’s showing off a Kardasian.

    I, like all of you, have no f***ks to give.

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  12. Cousin Eddie

    Dawg should p!$$ on his leg, the only problem is being a barn fan he wouldn’t smell any different.

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  13. 69Dawg

    Auburn has made up for last years screw up and have beaten the living heck out of the expensive drinks (Boilermakers). The B1G should be ashamed that the team that killed tOSU would get so horse raced by the Aubies.

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  14. Texas Dawg

    That is just WRONG on so many levels. That poor dog now has had his dignity totally violated.

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  15. Olde Dawg 78

    Hope he’s not running around on the field when they let the eagle loose.

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  16. doubledawg09

    “Cruel and unusual” is the punishment the Barners inflicted upon the B-Makers… That first half, damn!

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  17. That’s a Bishon Hugh Freeze? Where are the recruiting violations? It will be dialing a 1-900 number by nightfall. Giving the dog a bone…etc. Insert inappropriate reference here.

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  18. Also, make that the umpteenth mascot for Alabama schools. Who can keep up? How do their sisters determine the proper tramp stamp? Is it an A? A tiger? An elephant? A roll of water? A dog? Holy hell the decisions…

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  19. Will Trane

    I’d say that little doggie put a big time ass whipping on purdue.
    Put their little dobbers in the dirt and pounded the hell out of them … should have kept it up and put up 100+ on those freaking BIG 10 asses!
    Gus unloaded the bus!!!
    Now can we get Chaney to do that/
    Can not do it against that other Bama school!!

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  20. Will Trane

    Word or rumor is Fields will end up at FSU.
    Why?
    One he can start immediately.
    Second, he will have no competition.
    Both are in his wheel house.
    Getter here done!

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  21. That animal is thinking” if i could just step in this crack, i’d break this barners back”!

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  22. dawgtor

    Aubie dawgraded after disappointing season

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  23. dawgtor

    Auburn slashes mascot budget to reallocate funds for Malzahn buyout.

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  24. Will Trane

    After this season Bowl Committees are going to give a hard look at teams.
    Why?
    Before they offer and try to match teams they are going to want to know what players are going to transfer or to sit it out.
    Rest assure all these players sitting out and transferring are put college football at risk.
    The NFl has virtually destroyed itself due to prolonged player actions and decisions.
    Time is coming when the coaches close ranks, and stop allowing players to even travel on bowl teams if they sit it out.
    Plus, if they want to transfer, best to go ahead and cut them from roster.
    That way they get use to being cut or fired.

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  25. Will Trane

    Fields should transfer to Auburn.
    History of Dawgs going to Auburn and doing real well.
    Must be their mascot that gets them going on the Plains.

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  26. An Asshole

    Dang. Auburn beat Purdue almost as bad as Purdue beat Ohio State.

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  27. Chopdawg

    “Here I am, all decked out in my blue and orange War Eagle paint, and my human wears those dirty blue jeans.”

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  28. Erskine

    My owner had a hissy fit & slap fight with his life partner and I get punished. I will sign the adoption papers myself, just get me the hell out of here!

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  29. W Cobb Dawg

    Damn! Even a coyote wouldn’t eat that thing.

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  30. Muttley

    Dog is thinking: You’ll have to go to sleep some time, M_____ F_____.

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