If you can’t say anything nice…

I dunno.  What’s the Georgia Tech equivalent of “you don’t sweat much for a fat girl”?

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49 responses to “If you can’t say anything nice…

  1. FisheriesDawg

    “You’re in great shape for a guy who doesn’t lift.”

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  2. Bulldog Joe

    “I see some loyal Tech fans in the stands.”

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  3. Faltering Memory

    You are the perfect in-state rival!

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  4. SpellDawg

    Paul Johnson retired from football at Georgia Tech!

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  5. You aren’t nerdy. You’re just geek chic.

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  6. Bill

    Congrats on the ACC nerf tag football championship!

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  7. CPark58

    The option really is the best offense for the untalented.

    Who cares about the score, your program should be proud of just making it to the Quick Lane Bowl.

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  8. Hobnail_Boot

    I really enjoy my visit to their campus every other November.

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  9. Uglydawg

    Hoping that your calculus class goes better for you than the game did.

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  10. Ellis

    I don’t even consider Tech a rival.

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  11. So this is your last year at Tech, right? Congratulations.

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  12. Granthams replacement

    Heart of a stormtrooper

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  13. Otto

    Say something about your biggest rival?

    Hey Gator, nice jorts!

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  14. stoopnagle

    You’re a hell of an engineer.

    (But you suck at football.)

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  15. Milledge Hall

    Y’all got a coach from Temple???
    Bless your hearts!

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  16. Doug

    It’s kind of embarrassing when a big-name program finishes the season without a single out-of-conference win over a P5 program, and I genuinely appreciate the Jackets for helping to ensure we’ll never be one of those teams.

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  17. Timphd

    Heard you guys are great at Quiddich.

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  18. Ubiquitous GA Alum

    Actual statement from my wife when she saw the GT dance squad … “Those girls are new. Did they get them from the Gold Club?”

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  19. Dawg151

    Dear Auburn,

    Your stupid bird is really hard to shoot out of the air. Congratulations.

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  20. Got Cowdog

    “Nothing sucks like big orange”

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  21. RangerRuss

    Your helmets are a gorgeous color of piss.

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  22. Cojones

    We will be cheering for you to win the lottery.

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  23. 4th and Kirby

    Well. Since I can’t think of anything nice about Tech. Or Florida. Or Auburn. Or Alabama. Or Tenn. Let me ask all of you…..I’m in Athens this weekend. Where should I take the Mrs. for dinner tonight?

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  24. joe's willy

    I’ve always thought it was really classy the way awbren’s cheerleaders braid their underarm hair.

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  25. PTC DAWG

    Since GT isn’t a rival, I’ll say that Florida has some nice beaches.

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  26. S

    Tennessee: It’s remarkable that you were able to use a Crest strip with that few teeth.
    Florida: Now that there are giant, poisonous toads in Florida, your mascot is not the ugliest animal in the state.
    Auburn: I see you’ve managed to keep those new trees alive for almost two whole years now.
    Tech: That prostitute you lost your virginity with looks relatively clean.

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  27. J-DawG

    Hey, USC, it’s really great that a school from your state won the natty.

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  28. Uglydawg

    Auburn cheerleaders? How ’bout THEM dawgs?
    (borrowed from Lewis Grizzard)

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  29. JoshG

    Florida fans have really taken care of their Mitsubishi Eclipses. Good work, guys.

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  30. D as in Dawg

    Da Gata make da mosest of da time wiv Corch Irvin ass Meyers.

    (LMAO!! I left the ass in there because somehow I accidentally typed it when I looked away.)

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  31. FlyingPeakDawg

    A new coach? Bless your hearts.

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  32. Rex

    If they were in fire, I’d pee on them if I really had to go.

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  33. artful codger

    Is that a slide rule in your pocket?

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  34. Thatguy

    Tech’s cheerleaders seem to have stayed committed to Weight Watchers this season…

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