TFW you know your troll game stinks

Connor Riley has outdone himself today with… drum roll, please… this header of dreck:

Kirby Smart and Georgia football need to take back Waffle House from Geoff Collins and Georgia Tech

And, no, you don’t need to read the story.  I’m guessing his editor hasn’t, either.

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31 responses to “TFW you know your troll game stinks

  1. Dawg1

    Sorry, I’m too busy lovin on Jacob Eason’s class during his transfer to read another Connor Riley article. I think he is the single worst columnist I’ve ever seen.

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  2. mwo

    We run this state, they can run waffle house.

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  3. Can Riley be nominated for a Sports Pulitzer for that?

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  4. 81Dog

    Waffle House was started by a couple of tech guys, it was never ours to reclaim. As long as we own the Joke by Coke, we good, fam.

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    • Russ

      Nah, Tom Forkner was a Young Harris College alumni (and Woodrow Wilson law school). Don’t really care about where the other dude went to school.

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  5. Mad Mike

    Connor Riley makes Alex Jones look like Walter Cronkite.

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  6. jerking off hand motion

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  7. CB

    I appreciate the recent validation from this blog. For a while I thought I was the only one who noticed how bad this kid’s articles are. It was like being in the twilight zone or something.

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  8. Waffle house was good enough for Lewis Grizzard , CKS and 92000 of my best friends….it’s good enough for me!

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  9. 3rdandGrantham

    Waffle House?! Can we at least set the bar a little higher with, say, The Cheesecake Factory? Reclaiming Waffle House is akin to outdoing your neighbor’s Ford Pinto with a better version if your own.

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  10. DC Weez

    I’m okay with this as long as we don’t lose Chick Fil a.

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  11. BMan

    I’ll settle for the Dawgs scattering touchdowns to six different playmakers, smothering their backfield, and covering their receivers (and the point spread).

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  12. Bright Idea

    Is that where Reggie Ball works?

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  13. jon allen

    I thought it was Gus Malzahn who owned the Waffle House.

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  14. Matthew Allen

    I wonder if CR knows that the CEO of Waffle House is a Tech alum. He probably doesn’t, though, because research isn’t his forte.

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  15. Remember the Quincy

    I’m guessing CR hasn’t done much research, but if he did he’d know that Waffle House’s CEO is a Tech alum.

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  16. Derek

    I think the ceo of Waffle House should feed the tech team 3 times a day 365 days a year. They need to really OWN the Waffle House. It’ll be great for them.

    We, on the other hand, should suffer lean proteins and fresh fruits and vegetables as punishment for our sins.

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  17. The Dawg abides

    This kid is a total click-baiting hack. But this piece may stand alone as his worst yet. Yeah, Waffle House identifying with tech is really going to boost their instate recruiting. Probably the only ones who could give less fucks than me about that are high school recruits. I really think this kid is some fanboy of a rival program, and uses his space to take passive-aggressive shots at UGA. This latest steaming pile is nothing but lube for the basement-dwelling onanists that inhabit stingtalk.
    I thought that Cy Brown(?) guy was bad. But this kid takes awful to a new level. If you read Towers’ piece on Eason yesterday, it seems to be a direct retort to Connor’s shit-stain of an opinion piece from last week. Oh well, we’ve got Chic-fi-la and Zaxbys. Nyahhh!

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    • Russ

      “…lube for the basement-dwelling onanists that inhabit stingtalk.”

      That may be the single greatest thing I read on the internet this year.

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  18. Reipar

    Are we sure he’s not joking? Of you read it as sarcasm it makes a lot more sense.

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  19. ecdawg78

    Just the latest reminder of how shallow the staff at the AJC sports desk and surrounds is these days…..we remember the days of Grizzard, Hudspeth, Barnhart and Davidson…..then cringe at what we see today.

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  20. Spike

    This aggression shall not stand!

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  21. Butler Reynolds

    The V on the Varsity is red, so there’s that.

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  22. Uglydawg

    Warning..don’t wear your UGA garb when eating at a WH. Most of the workers there are GT graduates. The cook may even have a Masters from NATS.

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