When life imitates a Squidbillies lyric

Harvey Updyke doesn’t care for Auburn.

“I just don’t like Auburn,” added Updyke, who is banned from Auburn’s campus for life. “You know, there are several things in this world that I really and truly don’t like, and Auburn is one of them.


Filed under Auburn's Cast of Thousands, Wo-oh Alabama

14 responses to “When life imitates a Squidbillies lyric

  1. J-Dawg

    My question is: where is this redneck idiot going to get $800,000.00 to pay that fine? I don’t know his net worth, but I’m guessing it’s way south of that number.


  2. Derek

    When I heard that someone poisoned the trees, I felt bad for auburn for like 30 seconds. I’ll never get that 30 seconds back.

    Fuck Harvey Updyke


  3. 81Dog

    Even a dumb ass redneck finds an acorn every once in a while.


  4. stoopnagle

    I always think of Early Cuyler, but not the one you’re thinking about.


  5. dawg19

    I think Adult Swim should sue him for copyright infringement.


  6. Mayor

    I like driving in my truck.