The condom-related snark from this story writes itself.
Atta boy, Greg.
Filed under Georgia Football, Texas Is Just Better Than You Are.
ADGM needs to mulligan and bring some more acts in. I had fun at the Ludacris concert.
Nothing makes me feel like a “get off my lawn” crotchety old man like this horseshit.
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Packing the spring game and bringing in big musical acts is critical to crootin’.
I memba from a few years back how crucial it was.
We are falling behind Texas!
Never mind that. Did you see at the end, where it notes MC HAMMER IS PLAYING AT FSU’S SPRING GAME???? Apparently, 90s nostalgia is huge in Tallahassee, which I totally get, since that’s the last time they were really worth a damn. Maybe they need to go full Nike Zoom on their unis, and they can start by going with the Hammer Pants. Sweet.
They probably only went for Hammer because M.J was unavailable.
These days, I’m betting there’s nothing that can get a 5-star to sign the LOI quicker than a performance by Color Me Badd.
That’s just ludacris.
At least he uses condoms.
Just to be sure I wasn’t missing out on something great I pulled up Ol’ Ludacris on Apple Music and gave a listen. Turns out I was not. I’m thinking Tom Herman may not be telling the truth about his fandom or he’s the most hep middle aged rich white dude on the planet.
I’ll listen to Clapton’s version of “Sweet Home Chicago” on the way home to get the funk out of my ears.
I’ll bet McG could get R.Kelly on the cheap
Please, don’t give him any ideas. 😉
When people were acting all surprised about R. Kelly, I couldn’t believe it, and Dave Chappelle is the reason why. I have never knowingly listened to anything by R. Kelly, but if Chappelle was lampooning his proclivities back in 2003, it had to be common knowledge by those that cared to find out.
Well some people would only believe it if they he was holding two forms of ID, and a cop and his grandmother was there in the video.
The Chapelle skit was based on a home video (cell phone video for all you young ‘uns) that showed RK pissing on a girl. It’s been known for long time that he was into some weird shit. Celebrities don’t live on the same plane as us. They’re (mostly) all f#*ked in the head.
Will he again be paid to sing a word repeatedly that a college baseball player got booted for saying off the cuff?
“Saying”? Get a clue.
The fact is Ludacris saved McG’s ass that week.
My Champaign Homeboy!
Migos incoming to Athens.
I’ve got raincoats
In different area codes
Who gives a crap about condoms. It’s a standard concert rider. Get over it.
Are the condoms the 2019 version of brown m & m’s? If the condoms are the wrong size then the promoter failed to read the concert riders.
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