The most Urnge arrest you could imagine.

Read through this to the punchline at the end.

A University of Tennessee football player is accused of punching a Miami Beach police officer and then running from officers who tried to take him into custody.

Tennessee defensive back Kenneth George Jr. was booked into the Turner Guilford Knight Correctional Center early Thursday.

George faces charges of battery on a law enforcement officer, resisting an officer with violence, resisting an officer without violence and disorderly conduct.

According to a Miami Beach police report, George was being combative with officers who was walking in the middle of Espanola Way.

Police said George was cursing at one of the officers and ignoring his commands. As the officer tried to get him out of the street, George punched him and knocked the police radio out of his hands, the report said.

George then ran away before other officers caught up with him near Espanola Way and Washington Avenue, the report said.

According to the report, once in custody, George said, “He hit me first. Why can’t I hit him back?”

Upon hearing the news, Fulmer probably nodded his head in approval and thought, “that’s the way we roll in Knoxville”.


Filed under Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange, Crime and Punishment

15 responses to “The most Urnge arrest you could imagine.

  1. Otto

    That has to be worth some bonus points in the Fulmer Cup


  2. Bless his heart, he’ll look natural in the correctional urn he…..


  3. 3 Tackles in 4 Games… I’m guessing he’s toast…


  4. Argondawg

    His problem is that this happened in Miami and not Knoxville. Assaulting a police officer is really frowned upon. He may spend a portion of his summer not on the roster but I am sure will return in the fall in good standing.



    Not going to start throwing rocks…


  6. Connor

    I thought the punchline was that a DB got run down by two beach cops.

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  7. South FL Dawg

    Dollars to doughnuts some girl out there is not surprised. Battery of a LEO won’t be as easy to get out of.


  8. whb209

    …George then ran away before other officers caught up with him near Espanola Way and Washington Avenue, the report said….
    someone needs to sign these officers that caught a TN defense back
    running from police. Damn good speed.


    • UnderDog68

      What was it Bobby Bowden said on the occasion of Peter Warrick being run down and arrested by 2 Tampa cops?

      ‘Whoever that cop was that ran down my fastest WR with all that equipment on, well…he has a scholarship coming if he wants it,’


  9. Salty Dawg

    Hahahaha he couldn’t outrun the cop!


  10. Doug

    It figures that once Fulmer came back, the Fulmer Cup wouldn’t be far behind. You do you, Vols.


  11. Bulldog Joe

    Biggest mistake was running off the beach. Like running off the Neyland turf.