March 28, 2019 · 9:46 AM

“No one is safe. I don’t care about anybody.”

Clearly, no one has ever told Zach Smith about the Rule of Holes.

The Rule of Assholes, though… yeah, he’s pretty up to speed on that one.

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31 responses to ““No one is safe. I don’t care about anybody.””

  1. Got Cowdog
    March 28, 2019 at 9:54 AM

    That dude is certifiable. I’m surprised none of the shock-jocks have had him on yet.

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  2. James Stephenson
    March 28, 2019 at 9:55 AM

    God, I hope there is some serious dirt on Urban he reveals.

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  3. Go Dawgs!
    March 28, 2019 at 10:01 AM

    I don’t see how anyone can watch that clip, even without any other context, and think anything else other than, “yeah, this looks like the kind of guy who beats his wife.”

    Definitely has the whole Ohio-bro look down, though.

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  4. GruvenDawg
    March 28, 2019 at 10:02 AM

    Urban and Tom are about to get blown up…

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  5. Joe Dash (@Dashlok)
    March 28, 2019 at 10:28 AM

    Unfortunately for any dirt he actually knows about – he’s shown himself to be a vindictive dick without a shred of accountability or remorse (Much like his former boss) – leading anyone who has followed this story to believe that he’d be happy to make shit up just to hurt the people he feels “wronged” him. Playing the victim is the first page in Urban’s book of cover your ass.

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  6. W Cobb Dawg
    March 28, 2019 at 11:00 AM

    Fits right in with Corch, Aaron Hernandez, Rainey, etc.

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  7. Turd Ferguson
    March 28, 2019 at 11:18 AM

    Everything about that clip is so perfect. The hat, the upside-down Oakleys, the beard, his mannerisms. He’s the Platonic form of douchebag.

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  8. Ricky McDurden
    March 28, 2019 at 11:22 AM

    I think FOX is missing a golden opportunity to have Zach Smith join Urban, Reggie Bush, and Matt Leinart on their new gameday show. With him in the fold, I would 100% tune in over the ESPN version.

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  9. Russ
    March 28, 2019 at 11:36 AM

    That nut didn’t fall far from the tree.

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  10. Sam Johnson
    March 28, 2019 at 11:49 AM

    It’s even better with the sound off. Nothing to distract you from how looney he truly is.

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  11. SpellDawg
    March 28, 2019 at 11:52 AM

    Manscaping when you look like an ape’s brother is perfectly understandable, shaping your beard is all good, but any adult male that plucks and trims their eyebrows to his extent is a guaranteed psycho….or drag performer.

    Checking his closet for dresses would be a waste of time.

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  12. ugafidelis
    March 28, 2019 at 11:58 AM

    Is he sunburned? Or on coke?

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  13. The Truth
    March 28, 2019 at 12:13 PM

    Psychopath or sociopath? I’m not real clear on my paths, but that crazy bastard is one of them.

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  14. Argondawg
    March 28, 2019 at 12:23 PM

    I’ll admit that I will listen to a little of his first podcast or two. It’s hard not to watch a train go this far off the tracks. He needs a catchy name for his podcast like “Wifebeater’s guide to the galaxy.”

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  16. Just Chuck (The Other One)
    March 28, 2019 at 12:48 PM

    Bluster and threaten, the stock in trade of a bully. But we already knew that about him.

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  17. Dawg19
    March 28, 2019 at 2:51 PM

    I think this guy and Harvey Updyke should get together and go bowling.

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  18. Doug
    March 28, 2019 at 6:30 PM

    “NO ONE IS SAFE FROM MY WRATH”? Nobody says that except Georgia Tech freshmen vowing to annihilate their dormmates at World of Warcraft, and maybe Skip Bayless. What a sad, dumb motherfucker.

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  19. Down Island Way
    March 28, 2019 at 6:31 PM

    Won’t spend one second of my valued time listening to his podrants…but i do wonder how many takes he did for that video and did he read all that from a cue card or a monitor? If dude was un-guilty, should have podranted A long time ago…Don’t understand why he’s a little pissy about being left all alone at the bottom of that cesspool…

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  20. Uglydawg.
    March 29, 2019 at 8:50 AM

    Of course his history and current behavior are reprehensible.
    I think we’re looking at a person that is in trouble and needs help.

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