Clearly, no one has ever told Zach Smith about the Rule of Holes.
The Rule of Assholes, though… yeah, he’s pretty up to speed on that one.
Clearly, no one has ever told Zach Smith about the Rule of Holes.
It’s time. It’s time EVERYONE else owns up. Buckle up… because NO ONE IS SAFE from my wrath. You all TRIED to ruin me on some BS? Uh ohh… it’s time the truth get out. Menace 2 Society Podcast coming mid May. On Twitter (@M2SPodcast) on YouTube… it’s #WatchYourMouthSZN pic.twitter.com/By8PlgSWQZ
— Zach Smith (@CoachZachSmith) March 27, 2019
The Rule of Assholes, though… yeah, he’s pretty up to speed on that one.
Filed under Urban Meyer Points and Stares
“Those 13 jerseys are going to be around a long time.”-- Brock Bowers, The Athletic, 1/10/23
That dude is certifiable. I’m surprised none of the shock-jocks have had him on yet.
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God, I hope there is some serious dirt on Urban he reveals.
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That is the ONLY reason I’m paying any attention at all.
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I don’t see how anyone can watch that clip, even without any other context, and think anything else other than, “yeah, this looks like the kind of guy who beats his wife.”
Definitely has the whole Ohio-bro look down, though.
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Too those that doubted his wife’s story, here is exhibit A.
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Just ask Mayor, I’m sure he can come up with an alternative explanation. He felt pretty strongly about the wife being the guilty party before.
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LOL. More cognitive dissonance on the way!
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I had doubts before but now I’m sold. This guy screams “crazy wife beater” from every pore.
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Urban and Tom are about to get blown up…
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Unfortunately for any dirt he actually knows about – he’s shown himself to be a vindictive dick without a shred of accountability or remorse (Much like his former boss) – leading anyone who has followed this story to believe that he’d be happy to make shit up just to hurt the people he feels “wronged” him. Playing the victim is the first page in Urban’s book of cover your ass.
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Fits right in with Corch, Aaron Hernandez, Rainey, etc.
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Everything about that clip is so perfect. The hat, the upside-down Oakleys, the beard, his mannerisms. He’s the Platonic form of douchebag.
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I think FOX is missing a golden opportunity to have Zach Smith join Urban, Reggie Bush, and Matt Leinart on their new gameday show. With him in the fold, I would 100% tune in over the ESPN version.
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Love to see them do a Texas game.
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That nut didn’t fall far from the tree.
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NUT being the key word
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It’s even better with the sound off. Nothing to distract you from how looney he truly is.
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Manscaping when you look like an ape’s brother is perfectly understandable, shaping your beard is all good, but any adult male that plucks and trims their eyebrows to his extent is a guaranteed psycho….or drag performer.
Checking his closet for dresses would be a waste of time.
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Is he sunburned? Or on coke?
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I don’t believe those are mutually exclusive conditions.
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Psychopath or sociopath? I’m not real clear on my paths, but that crazy bastard is one of them.
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I’ll admit that I will listen to a little of his first podcast or two. It’s hard not to watch a train go this far off the tracks. He needs a catchy name for his podcast like “Wifebeater’s guide to the galaxy.”
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Bluster and threaten, the stock in trade of a bully. But we already knew that about him.
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I think this guy and Harvey Updyke should get together and go bowling.
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Just sharing a small cell would be my preference. Throw Rainey and the Ghost of Aaron in and it would be Liar’s Greatest Hits (+ the Bama fans’ most recognizable representative). Urbie could be the warden, or teach ethics.
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Yo Johnny, smoke up!!
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Thanks for catching the reference. 😄
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“NO ONE IS SAFE FROM MY WRATH”? Nobody says that except Georgia Tech freshmen vowing to annihilate their dormmates at World of Warcraft, and maybe Skip Bayless. What a sad, dumb motherfucker.
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Won’t spend one second of my valued time listening to his podrants…but i do wonder how many takes he did for that video and did he read all that from a cue card or a monitor? If dude was un-guilty, should have podranted A long time ago…Don’t understand why he’s a little pissy about being left all alone at the bottom of that cesspool…
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Of course his history and current behavior are reprehensible.
I think we’re looking at a person that is in trouble and needs help.
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