“No one is safe. I don’t care about anybody.”

Clearly, no one has ever told Zach Smith about the Rule of Holes.

The Rule of Assholes, though… yeah, he’s pretty up to speed on that one.

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31 responses to ““No one is safe. I don’t care about anybody.”

  1. Got Cowdog

    That dude is certifiable. I’m surprised none of the shock-jocks have had him on yet.

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  2. James Stephenson

    God, I hope there is some serious dirt on Urban he reveals.

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  3. Go Dawgs!

    I don’t see how anyone can watch that clip, even without any other context, and think anything else other than, “yeah, this looks like the kind of guy who beats his wife.”

    Definitely has the whole Ohio-bro look down, though.

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  4. GruvenDawg

    Urban and Tom are about to get blown up…

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  5. Unfortunately for any dirt he actually knows about – he’s shown himself to be a vindictive dick without a shred of accountability or remorse (Much like his former boss) – leading anyone who has followed this story to believe that he’d be happy to make shit up just to hurt the people he feels “wronged” him. Playing the victim is the first page in Urban’s book of cover your ass.

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  6. W Cobb Dawg

    Fits right in with Corch, Aaron Hernandez, Rainey, etc.

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  7. Turd Ferguson

    Everything about that clip is so perfect. The hat, the upside-down Oakleys, the beard, his mannerisms. He’s the Platonic form of douchebag.

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  8. Ricky McDurden

    I think FOX is missing a golden opportunity to have Zach Smith join Urban, Reggie Bush, and Matt Leinart on their new gameday show. With him in the fold, I would 100% tune in over the ESPN version.

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  9. Russ

    That nut didn’t fall far from the tree.

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  10. Sam Johnson

    It’s even better with the sound off. Nothing to distract you from how looney he truly is.

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  11. SpellDawg

    Manscaping when you look like an ape’s brother is perfectly understandable, shaping your beard is all good, but any adult male that plucks and trims their eyebrows to his extent is a guaranteed psycho….or drag performer.

    Checking his closet for dresses would be a waste of time.

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  12. ugafidelis

    Is he sunburned? Or on coke?

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  13. The Truth

    Psychopath or sociopath? I’m not real clear on my paths, but that crazy bastard is one of them.

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  14. Argondawg

    I’ll admit that I will listen to a little of his first podcast or two. It’s hard not to watch a train go this far off the tracks. He needs a catchy name for his podcast like “Wifebeater’s guide to the galaxy.”

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  15. Just Chuck (The Other One)

    Bluster and threaten, the stock in trade of a bully. But we already knew that about him.

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  16. Dawg19

    I think this guy and Harvey Updyke should get together and go bowling.

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  17. Doug

    “NO ONE IS SAFE FROM MY WRATH”? Nobody says that except Georgia Tech freshmen vowing to annihilate their dormmates at World of Warcraft, and maybe Skip Bayless. What a sad, dumb motherfucker.

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  18. Won’t spend one second of my valued time listening to his podrants…but i do wonder how many takes he did for that video and did he read all that from a cue card or a monitor? If dude was un-guilty, should have podranted A long time ago…Don’t understand why he’s a little pissy about being left all alone at the bottom of that cesspool…

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  19. Uglydawg.

    Of course his history and current behavior are reprehensible.
    I think we’re looking at a person that is in trouble and needs help.

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