The evolution of jorts

Oh, baby, meet the “jantie”.

Before you ask, “what’s the big deal with that?”, consider what the average Florida fan you run across looks like.

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19 responses to “The evolution of jorts

  1. CLT Dawg

    Are you kidding me? You know there will be a cut-offs version on those rednecks before you know it. They can’t afforded $315 for something they can make in their bathroom.

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  2. Salty Dawg

    “My eyes! My eyes! Get me the bleach!” That’s what we will all be saying after FL fans jump on this!

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  3. Cojones

    Levi’s revenge. I hear the knockoffs are silk and are called “panties”.

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  4. Uglydawg

    But what’s with the long sleeved shirt? Can’t be sun protection.

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  5. Napoleon BonerFart

    Life imitates art.

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  6. Every time i run across a FU fan, i see photo # 2…not that shapely, butt an ASS all the same!

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  7. AdaWg

    The only people who can make those attractive are Heidi Klum, JB the gorgeous blonde I work with, and Chantal, my babysitter from when I was 12.

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  8. Pedro

    He must work out.

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  9. Gurkha Dawg

    If the woman is no older than 19 and stays in great shape she can pull wearing those off. Otherwise it should be a federal crime to wear them.

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  10. Suite jesus

    How long before Tim Tebow, GPOOE, gets to model these?

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  11. CEPH

    Jorts should be the state flag of Florida and I only hope all the fat ladies don’t start wearing them thinking they are looking good like they do when they wear yoga pants, God forbid!!!!

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  12. ugafidelis

    The high heels are a nice touch.

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  13. Before you ask, “what’s the big deal with that?”, consider what the average Florida fan you run across looks like……..I don’t think the Georgia fan base could pass this test either..I saw a girl at the cocktail party wearing a Florida linebackers jersey that would have looked just fine in those jamties…….ya’ll just gotta be willing to kiss a whole lot of frogs to find your princess. You know the girl……

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  14. Mayor

    Is that a picture of a current Gators player? I mean, don’t they lift weights down there? And how are they supposed to run in high heels?

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  15. ChiliDawg

    Poor choice of model, tbh.

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  16. Muttley

    I’m dreading the Jong.

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