“I thought it would be a really cool souvenir to take home.”

I know we’re talking about an organization that famously struggled with bagels and cream cheese, but if someone could define the fine line between towels and rugs, I’d be much obliged.


Filed under The NCAA

11 responses to ““I thought it would be a really cool souvenir to take home.”

  1. Russ

    We can’t allow this to taint the sanctity of this great amateur competition, all for the love of sport. I’ve always thought the players should pay for their uniforms as well.

    I wish I could say I was surprised by the NCAA.


  2. FlyingPeakDawg

    Either everybody gets one or nobody gets one. Now put them back.


  3. Dylan Dreyer's Booty

    This is proof that once you give an inch, they take a mile. Just for that, players, you are hereby ordered to return the stuff we let you have earlier. Your souvenir privileges are hereby revoked. 😉


  4. Cousin Eddie

    The ncaa has issued a tweet back to Bohanon that they will no longer allow SAs to access free wifi at the motel they are staying at during the tournament until the rug is returned.

    FSU and Iowa to expect ncaa sanctions and fines to recover the cost of the lost rugs that the ncaa management were going to place in their carports that the SA stole from them, I mean the ncaa.


  5. I guess you gotta draw a line somewhere or else guys will be taking everything that isn’t nailed down. They chose rugs.


  6. Malcolm x

    Call out the National Guard. Declare an emergency. Good God man, the world is spinning out of control. Meanwhile I love the humor of holding the rug hostage. Such delightful intelligent sarcasm.


  7. The rug is used when eating your bagel and cream cheese, the towel is used for wiping your face of any residual cream cheese when consuming that bagel….lox would be a nice addition, ca$h i$ better…


  8. illinidawg

    They really tie the room together.


  9. UGA '97

    Trade your floor burns for rug burns and O’bannons for Bohannons.