When it comes to trolling Georgia, Dan Mullen is no Steve Spurrier.
I suspect the same standard can be applied to being the Florida head coach.
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I have a feeling Kirby is writing all of this garbage down to save it for the week leading up to the WLOCP. At this point, we are truly living rent free in their collective reptilian heads. I was leaning toward not attending the game on Saturday, but now I want to see 93,000 to show all of our surrounding programs that we aren’t going anywhere.
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All hat, no cattle.
I fully understand that phrase PTC now that I live in Texas!
Grandpa used to say he’s got a Jaybird mouth with a Mockingbird ass!
Either one is perfect for that dip shit…
I was thinking the same thing… dip shit… Coach dip shit.
Everyone knows lying about spring game attendance is key to on field success…
Dude really likes to be cute – like dialling up a flea flicker during the first series as a nod to the 2017 flea flicker we dropped on MSU at Sanford.
With 31-3 and 36-17 in the last two years against UGA, you’d think Mullen might reel in some of that cuteness until he actually did something to back it up on the field. Then again, the rivalry just hasn’t been the same to me since Urbs left, so maybe its a good thing.
Is it supposed to bother me that the coaches and fans of teams Georgia has smoked for two years now are particularly concerned about 1980? I get it with UF since they have won something in the last decade and are having to adjust to a new normal, but when tech fan pipes in it’s just sad.
Honestly, unless you’re Clemson we’re all in the same boat.
But they HAVENT won anything in the last decade. Last titles were 11 years ago.
I stand corrected. Happily. Time flies the older you get.
In our game-watching drinking games, Mullen has always been this guy: https://youtu.be/ORfbBCYQm-4
You have to yell “MY NAME IS PHIL DAVIDSON!” every time they show Mullen.
The more he challenges Kirby, the more i like it. They are gonna tote an ass whipping of epic proportion this year
Correct. Mullen is too cute by half, sort of what CMR might do, but add some smarmy to it!
Kirby on the other hand is a killer, much more like Urbs in that way. “Trolling” Kirby doesn’t seem to be cute, it seems to be insane.
Kirby is ready to take Mullen’s lunch money for a lot of years IMO.
That real estate Kirby owns in Mullen’s head is located right off F#$%k those Mother#$rs avenue.
If I were Mullen, I’d be more concerned with getting the license plate number of the mean machine that has been running his ass over.
The night is dark, and full of Bulldogs.
Oh, a dagger through my heart.
We all know spurrier had nothing for UGA…ever, won’t begin to waste my time figuring out the current hc @ FU specific lack of respect or inability to STFU when it comes to losing games, losing real estate and losing recruits to a supposed “rival”…
Spurrier gave respect when it was due … comments after the 1997 game.
Dan Mullen has a tramp stamp.
The writer calls that an “expertly executed troll?”
How, when nobody in Georgia’s universe was even looking for the answer? Nobody outside of Florida nerds interested in diving into the stat books even gives a shit. Like, congrats man you got some Florida fans on the message boards searching for answers.
Mullen is an idiot, asshole, etc, etc. Last week he was flapping his gums about his super duper QB. I just saw the 24/7 listing of the TOP 25 QBs in college this season, and guess what. Nary a Gator on that list.
Could you please post the link to that list on 247, if it isn’t too much of a hassle? I’d like to give it a gander.
Here you go
Edit: Nvm… I was able to find it.
Somebody reached deep into their ass to pull that out. Not sure if it was the writer or Mullen. However it was, keep talking. Kirby loves this stuff.
has this empty suit looked at FU’s record, all time and recently, against UGA? Has he looked at his own record versus UGA? What the hell is wrong with this guy? Been good for riling our boys up though, keep slinging that hash numb-nuts. I already thought UGA -4 against them was the best line bet on Georgia’s schedule this preseason. Dancing King is about to make it a guaranteed ass whooping! Some of us don’t live by MNCs awarded to others by voters. He has earned exactly nothing from what I see on his record. Prove it on the field, or it isn’t yours to talk about.
If this guy was half as brilliant at drawing up a gameplan as he is at bullshitting, he wouldn’t be 0-2 vs. Kirby Smart.
He’s not even very good at BSing.
If this guy was half as brilliant at drawing up a gameplan as he is bullshitting, he wouldn’t be 0-2 vs. Kirby Smart.
Oops…..Sorry about the double post.
Nobody thinks about UGA football more than Kirby Smart except Dan Mullen. Kirby is in Dan’s head.
If you troll correctly, you don’t have to explain. Here’s how CKS trolls. https://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/georgia-football/jalen-kimber-bulldogs-commitment-florida-texas-defensive-back-2020-class/?fbclid=IwAR1gn4dP0F5aXL5x6jtMkjt3pLLPaGADOzqKR7ElJac6H6F3fWphvd18FKQ
Trying to troll someone through attendance figures? Even Geoff Collins thinks that’s some lame-ass shit.
“Those 13 jerseys are going to be around a long time.”-- Brock Bowers, The Athletic, 1/10/23
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