Alex, I’ll take “it’s the money, stupid” for $200.

Really, somebody at ESPN thinks this is a mystery?

“A Sartre-reading intellectual”?  Oh, blow me.


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16 responses to “Alex, I’ll take “it’s the money, stupid” for $200.

  1. Bard Parker

    Well, Finebaum is hell for other people


    • UGADrake

      I like what you did there.

      I never thought I’d see the word “intellectual” as an adjective for Finebaum.
      I agree with Senator. Blow me.


  2. mwo

    The real reason he does it is so he can publicly fellate Nick Saban and be a shameless shill for the university of Alabama. The fact that he gets paid is just icing on the cake.


  3. Corch Irvin Meyers New USC Trojans Corch (2020)

    Sarah Spain may be the worst sports writer on the planet, someone with almost zero actual talent, and 100% for sure affirmative action hire who actually thinks she’s gotten where she is based on talent, which makes her ever worse.


  4. mwo

    What she should have asked him is how he managed to grow ears on a dick.

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  5. AJ

    Loved that UGA game where the student section threw a drink on him. He’s truly is everything I despise about the media wrapped up in one douchebag. The tards in bama can have him.


  6. Mayor

    That’s Derek Sartre, a guy who writes and draws comic books that Finebaum likes to read Senator.


  7. 81Dog

    Sarah Spain is a smug, condescending jerk about most things, surprising she’s mystified about Finebaum and his appeal. Rabble rousing works great for both of them, they just try to stir up different rabble.

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  8. Jack Burton

    Mighty risky to use “blow me” and Sara Spain in the same post. I wouldn’t be surprise if you were contacted by her attorney accusing sexual assault. That seems to be the type of broad she is…


  9. Hogbody Spradlin

    Penis Head is about as intellectual as Spongebob Squarepants.


  10. Texas Dawg

    Since Paul Finebaum (aka The Penis with Ears) already looks like a cartoon caricature, if one of the street artist that draws caricatures of people draws Finebaum, would the picture then look like a normal person?


  11. Doug

    I read the cover of Critique of Dialectical Reason once, I guess that makes me a Sartre reader too.


  12. Dawg1

    Wow, never seen so many comments on Oral Sex since Hillary asked Bill, “How was your day at the office, Dear?”