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I’m sure it will have a warm, friendly, and sincere atmosphere, just like Corch’s winning personality. And if you say anything bad about the food he’ll threaten to beat you up.
I wonder if there will be a table 37F reserved for the media member who most recently has told the truth about Corch. I’m sure Hurricane Brett would be honored to sit at that table first.
Actually 37F, located in the alley out back, is for food critics who are too candid about corch’s swill.
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Any one who has a complaint when their order is wrong will be told, “You’re a bad guy!”
How dare you desecrate that intro song by using it in association with that man…..
I’m so disappointed.
Brett Murphy should rent out the event space.
Welcome to Urban’s Point-and-Stare House. Would you like your beer regular sized or Big Deal?
I’d also like to recommend the cheeseburger. It’s so good you’ll think you’re having a heart attack.
How do I short this?
Can’t wait to see Zach Smith in an apron bussing tables
I’m going there just to take a dump.
You’re my hero.
You gonna flush?
no F’in way…..did you really have to ask?
An upperdecker would be perfect.
I wish I’d thought of that.
Purple Rainey cocktail is to die for. You just can’t beat the Zach & Cheese.
There’s gotta be post-beat down pizza.
Served cold, of course. You can order a combo with a lukewarm bottle of Dasani.
For an extra $5, you can sit in the same golf cart the Corch had his pizza.
I’m assuming firearms will be allowed inside. And staff will be told not to intervene with patrons doing drugs, committing assaults, etc.
It’s good news for Franklin County’s work release program.
Only the top 1% of the 1% of ingredients will be used.
“I don’t mess with Jack,” Smart said of the player named the Peach Bowl offensive MVP.. “I don’t mess with kickers. I let them do their thing. Probably the best thing to happen is he didn’t have long to think about it.” — AB-H, 1/1/21
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