You want to go where everybody knows your name.

“Corch!”

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21 responses to “You want to go where everybody knows your name.

  1. Hogbody Spradlin

    I’m sure it will have a warm, friendly, and sincere atmosphere, just like Corch’s winning personality. And if you say anything bad about the food he’ll threaten to beat you up.

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  2. I wonder if there will be a table 37F reserved for the media member who most recently has told the truth about Corch. I’m sure Hurricane Brett would be honored to sit at that table first.

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  3. Mike Cooley

    Any one who has a complaint when their order is wrong will be told, “You’re a bad guy!”

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  4. Chunky A

    How dare you desecrate that intro song by using it in association with that man…..

    I’m so disappointed.

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  5. DugLite

    Brett Murphy should rent out the event space.

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  6. Hobnail_Boot

    Welcome to Urban’s Point-and-Stare House. Would you like your beer regular sized or Big Deal?

    I’d also like to recommend the cheeseburger. It’s so good you’ll think you’re having a heart attack.

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  7. How do I short this?

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  8. Jeff Sanchez

    Can’t wait to see Zach Smith in an apron bussing tables

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  9. I’m going there just to take a dump.

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  10. McTyre

    Purple Rainey cocktail is to die for. You just can’t beat the Zach & Cheese.

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  11. Ole Dawg

    There’s gotta be post-beat down pizza.

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  12. Doug

    I’m assuming firearms will be allowed inside. And staff will be told not to intervene with patrons doing drugs, committing assaults, etc.

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  13. Bulldog Joe

    It’s good news for Franklin County’s work release program.

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  14. Dawgflan

    Only the top 1% of the 1% of ingredients will be used.

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