Your Daily Gator was stopped at the border.

Paperwork is a bitch, Gators.

I don’t think Kirby had anything to do with this, but I wish he did.


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16 responses to “Your Daily Gator was stopped at the border.

  1. Gaskilldawg

    Looks as if he was trying to hide someone under his jersey, he is so chubby. Maybe that is why he was detained.


  2. Texas Dawg

    They probably saw that he was headed to UF and thought “future FELON in the making”. Better to be proactive and stop his entry.


  3. KornDawg

    Visa guy- “You’re leaving the Bahamas for Gainesville? Gainesville, Florida? Steve, there’s something up with this guy, we better check him out before we let him through.”


  4. Hobnail_Boot

    Rise up this mornin’
    Smiled with the rising sun
    The Daily Gator
    Pitched on my news feed


  5. UGA '97

    36 business days till kickoff & last day for late fall class registrations. goodluck processing that in time gaturds


  6. JCDawg83

    I hope they told him “trust us, this is for your own good”.

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  7. 92 grad

    Wow. Just think how purple cousin Eddie would get if Kirby somehow got this kid a visa and signed him in the next few days. Fun to think about.


  8. Argondawg

    Would those of you left of the 2019 signing class please raise your hand? They will literally have 5 or 6 kids either transfer or not make it into school from the 2019 class. Let that sink in for a minute.


  9. Macallanlover

    He is in a very small group of people failing to get into the US these days. If this is indicative of his effort, let’s hope one of the idiot do-gooders succeed in taking up his cause. At least he doesn’t appear to have a criminal record or appear on any travel ban lists at this point. As a 3 star, you know the FU fans will fight hard for him at his point.

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    • Cojones

      He will probably get placed in an encampment and by the time the DHS can locate him, his eligibility will be used up.


  10. He ate too much mullets.


  11. GruvenDawg

    May they wallow in mediocrity forever.


  12. Cojones

    More fun! : Click on Alligator Alley for the latest assaults on Mullen followed by a first class hijacking to illegal immigration debate and the latest poster just brought up global warming. It also furnishes insight to how our pigpen political posts must look to outsiders. It’s a hoot!