Your Daily Gator is predictable.

I don’t think I need to post anything more here than, “Edwards is the ninth player that has transferred away from the program this offseason.”

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34 responses to “Your Daily Gator is predictable.

  1. GruvenDawg

    Is Mullen shell shocked yet? This has been a great summer if your a Gator Hater.

    #ftmf

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    • No because he’s probably on his boat on Oconee heading back from his morning tee time. He’ll get back to the homestead to check his contract to make sure his buyout clause is ironclad.

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  2. practicaldawg

    Florida fan spin: “Just frees up another scholarship! Depth is overrated when you have the best coach in the SEC east!”

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  3. Got Cowdog

    I owned a home in Pasco “Florida’s armpit” county. Because of all the amazing things I encountered there I followed the facebook site “Florida Man”. I highly encourage you all to do so as well. This line of posts have the same feel. Take a look, and you will understand why I say: “Florida is the Florida Man of college football”.

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    • Comin' Down The Track

      I grew up in Lakeland in the next county over. Y’all can take Cow at his word.

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      • Got Cowdog

        My place was in Hudson, the proverbial diamond in the goat’s ass that is Pasco county. I kept the boat in Skeleton Key Marina and there was a great little bait shop/ beer joint that me and some of the local fishermen hung out at. Caught a lot of fish, had a lot of fun but outside of the beach? I use “amazing things” in the most WTF? manner possible.

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        • Comin' Down The Track

          Oh, dood, I know. My family moved from Columbus, Georgia to Lakeland when I was 5. Seems weird to think I could have already had a reference point at that age, but that’s just how “amazing” the “things” are there. Furthermore, the other 49 states (rightfully) make fun of the stuff that only makes it to the national news. If they only knew…

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          • Got Cowdog

            Truth. The mullet, jailhouse tat, and the jort abounds there. No kidding. My home was on a golf course. One afternoon sitting on the lanai I hear sirens and a dude pops out of a drainpipe crossing the road and runs to the screen door and starts yanking on it. I holler “What the fuck are you doing!” and he turns, takes two steps and a bicycle cop literally runs over the poor guy in my backyard. The car cops show up and there’s a scrum in my backyard.
            The character gets GIF’d but this guy could have been his twin. The scrawny bastard had a mullet, no shirt and was wearing jorts. Turns out the dude was just a garden variety tweaker but when the cops showed up at his place for notice to evict he freaked out and bailed out the back door. Of course Pasco PD was up for the chase.

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  4. Salty Dawg

    FL just keeps on giving us gifts! TN is still ahead in that department, but FL is coming on strong!

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  5. Derek

    You know how much I hate saying “I told you so….”

    Not really.

    Pruitt was the better hire and it ain’t going to be considered close when its all said and done.

    The gators are returning to from whence they came: pre-history anonymity. .

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  6. Texas Dawg

    Usually this time of year is dull and boring. Dead period. Football camps have yet to start. Thank you Gators for making this time so much more fascinating and enjoyable than in past years. It could not happen to a better (and more delusional) bunch.

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  7. Harold Miller

    So, just how many players does Flo Rida have on scholarship now? I’ll hang up and listen.

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  8. jt10mc (the other one)

    Ah sweet information!

    It NEVER gets old.

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  9. stoopnagle

    So, a guy who probably wasn’t going to play much anyway. You know, unless all those DBs get hurt again like they did last year. I hope he finds a home.

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  10. SSB Charley

    In the way that some of our fanbase looked at the endzone celebration as the beginning of a new era of bad karma/ass-kickings at the hands of the Gators, it sure seems like Dan’s mouthing off this winter and spring has unleashed a tidal wave of bad karma for the Gators. And I’m here for it.

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  11. Comin' Down The Track

    Stuff’s getting pretty weird down the Bogtown these days.

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  12. Cojones

    Yall can join me or not, but there are aplenty Florida fans who are coming out of the lower swing of the Dunning-Kruger Effect and are laying a few bucks on their chances this year. They will be a little skittish next year, so, if you want to take home more money than you spend on the game, now is the time to strike.

    How do you spot the guys suffering from D-K? Just mention how great a coach DM is when you are near a clutch of them and the ones buying you a beer are the ones who just entered the expert confidence plateau. All those Dawg fans who just licked their lips, please raise your hand.

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  13. Dawgflan

    And if McGarity could have had his way, Sideshow Dan would be doing this at UGA.

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  14. spur21

    Sideshow Dan to the team – “last man out please turn out the lights and lock the door.”

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  15. DC Weez

    And one more downer for UF— Mr. Two Bits died. It’s just terrible offseason for the Gators.

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    • Russ

      Yeah, that actually is sad, though the guy certainly got his two bits worth and then some. He was in his upper 90’s. My condolences to his family and friends.

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  16. I guess no one wants to play with the bad people.

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  17. The daily gator has had a heck of a off season.

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  18. ChiliDawg

    Gainesville is the new Starkville

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