July 11, 2019 · 6:36 AM

Just another day in Paradise

Apparently this is a thing.

Former Virginia Tech head coach Frank Beamer and former Florida and South Carolina head coach Steve Spurrier will coach in the Polynesian Bowl on Jan. 18, 2020, at Honolulu’s Aloha Stadium, the bowl announced on Wednesday.

Beamer will coach Team Makai (Ocean), and Spurrier will coach Team Mauka (Mountain). The game will be broadcast nationally on CBS Sports Network.

Good luck, Mauka.  Your coach sounds like he’s got one foot on the beach already.

“Hawai’i in January to coach in the Polynesian Bowl is about as good as it gets,” Spurrier said in a statement. “I’m looking forward to being part of this amazing experience.”

All I can think of after seeing that quote is this:

That is the look of a man ready to put the hours in.  Don’t forget to pack the golf clubs, Coach.

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5 responses to “Just another day in Paradise”

  1. Corrected Visionaries
    July 11, 2019 at 8:02 AM

    The travels and travails of a mountain man.

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  2. UGADrake
    July 11, 2019 at 8:23 AM

    The man boobs are awesome Stevie

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  3. Paul
    July 11, 2019 at 9:20 AM

    I always liked Micahel Caine as an actor. However, in addition to some the all time iconic performances in cinema, Caine appeared in quite a few stinkers over the years. He readily acknowledged such. His rationale? Winters in England are insufferable. Sign him up for a location shoot somewhere sunny, preferable with a beach, and pay him well and he will show up. Can’t say as I blame him. Spurrier has never been one to look a gift horse in the mouth.

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  4. Bulldog Joe
    July 12, 2019 at 7:32 PM

    It’s a chill gig. You get expenses paid and you don’t have to recruit.

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