Your Daily Gator is MIA.

I’m not sure I know what I enjoy more here — the continually dwindling size of Florida’s roster, or Mullen’s lame attempt to sound like he’s still in control.  I mean, “I have to check with him with the family situation”?  WTF does that even mean?



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14 responses to “Your Daily Gator is MIA.

  1. Jack Burton

    “”Arjei won’t be updated for a couple; he’s still taking a class. So whenever the end of that class is. But I don’t think that’s for like, we wouldn’t; I don’t think they’re expecting him, honestly, until the first day of school. It should happen well before that, but that transition, like it wouldn’t be a whole lot of… it would just kind of be like, ‘Hey, I’m here,’ but end of training camp type of deal.”

    Seems like ol Dan has a handle on things

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    • Milldawg

      yeah, I am trying to figure that one out. I mean those are English words, just not in any sort of sensible order.

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    • Russ

      Yeah, WTF does that even mean? Did Sideshow Dan have a mini stroke or something? Those certainly look like English words, but I have no idea what he’s trying to say.

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    • SpellDawg

      Mill and Russ both get a +1, funny comments right there.
      Mullen is both a literal and metaphorical sh*tshow of a dancer.

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  2. DC Weez

    Depth gets shallower and shallower. Overthin is a cardinal sin.


  3. GruvenDawg



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  4. W Cobb Dawg

    Walk-on tryouts are an annual thing in Gainesville. It’s not just for kickers any more.


  5. Comin' Down The Track

    Serious[ly sarcastic] question: Would they forfeit if they didn’t have enough bodies to field a team by the time JAX rolls around?


  6. Alcoholic Genius

    Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey. A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you? Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey. A kiddley divey too, wouldn’t you?


  7. greg63

    gotdam what a great time to be alive! Best off season evah!! Every day is something new and wince inducing with the Gators. BTW can people please stop with the “Gaytors” it’s ridiculous & some of us on this site ARE actually gay. I realize it didn’t happen today, but someone over the weekend dropped it again and it’s just so damn childish.

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  8. Whiskeydawg

    Apparently Albert E. Gator has also not returned from summer break. He changed his name to Burt Crocodile and departed for the Nile.