Hire that man!

This is… inspired.

I'm only 14 pages into this Urban Meyer e-mail/text dump so far, and I've already considered this an absolute success. pic.twitter.com/qXpIfobNUU

— Scott Bell (@sbell021) August 2, 2019

Oh, what a tangled web we leave…

Shot.

Nick Saban offered Zach Smith a job after 2017 season per this text from Urban!!! pic.twitter.com/IB9JpPIwPH

— Dan Wolken (@DanWolken) August 2, 2019

Chaser.

I’d like to hear his answer too because that’s not what I was told. Would be interesting if my ex lied to urban AGAIN & tried to use it as leverage for a raise. It’s not like UM would have called NS up to ask him about it 🤔 https://t.co/Bo4ZQPtVug

— Courtney Carano Smith (@CourtneyCSmith3) August 2, 2019

Just leave the damned bottle on the table.

WATCH: Full Nick Saban bite on the Zach Smith/Ohio State situation. Saban says he never offered @CoachZachSmith a job after doing background check. #Alabama pic.twitter.com/Qm6fdSpFvD

— Simone Eli (@SimoneEli_TV) August 3, 2019

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The guns of August

Good Lawd, George Pickens.

Five-star freshman George Pickens went through his first Georgia practice Friday. Some observations and items gleaned from the field.https://t.co/xFVKFolhKZ pic.twitter.com/vjAcfe832m

— Marc Weiszer (@marcweiszer) August 2, 2019

Would say former Five-Star WR George Pickens has done some work in offseason. @Dawgs247 pic.twitter.com/fXznu8HQDq

— Rusty Mansell (@Mansell247) August 2, 2019

If he flops as a blocker, it won’t be because of his physique.