OHMYGAWD.
This Michigan State alternate uniform isn’t just routinely hideous. It’s whoever-thought-this-was-a-good-idea-should-be-immediately-sacked-and-all-reference-to-his/her-hiring-erased-from-the-records hideous.
And if the excuse is that recruits really like it, it may be the strongest case for the argument we’re raising our kids wrong I’ve seen yet.
The only good thing I can say for that look is it’ll come in handy the next time they play a game in a snowstorm. Truly awful.
Get The Picture 
Xerxes: “Our arrows will darken the sun.”
Leonidas: “Then we shall fight in the shade.”
Sparty: “I got you, fam!”
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Please, Sparty, wear those, so the red Power Ranger uniform can no longer be Phil Knight’s “WTF were they thinking” uniform of the 10s.
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We’ve gone from football uniforms to football costumes. I blame the superhero movie trend.
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Those jerseys will be seen at late night raves in the East Lansing area very soon.
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Well, that certainly made my morning start off with a good laugh! Michigan deserves it!
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Nike showed them to Oregon and they laughed.
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Post of the Day!
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I’m no fashionista or anything, but I’m pretty sure you aren’t supposed to complement forest green or whatever Crayola color that is with neon green. It’s like wearing two different shades of brown.
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Nike showed them to Oregon and they laughed.
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So this is what cfb’s post-apocalyptic future looks like? Somebody call Linda Hamilton.
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Fake juice, right?
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Apparently neon pastels are a thing. A co-worker (a grown man) showed up at a facility meeting wearing neon yellow pants, a neon orange button down shirt, white bowtie, white belt and white/brown saddle shoes. I casually mentioned that he looked like a fucking push up ice cream bar, and he got a little testy about it.
Me: ” I can’t believe your wife let you out of the house like that. You lose a bet?”
Him: “Fuck you Cowdog.”
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Wait, your real name is Cowdog?
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Of course not, but I’ve been called a lot worse. 🙂
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Yo….he just finished 18 with Ricky Fowler and forgot what he was wearing
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Did you ask him if he got a bowl of soup with that outfit?
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