Daily Archives: September 1, 2019

TFW your hot take doesn’t age well

Shot.

Chaser.

Now, leave the goddamned bottle and go away.

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Filed under PAWWWLLL!!!

TFW your worst isn’t their best

Now this is some Olympic-level trolling.

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Filed under Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange

Happiest man in Athens this morning

Typo aside,

I’d call that a good day’s work.

(h/t)

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Filed under Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange, Georgia Football

A handy guide to sort out your feelings

If you’re trying to figure out why you might be a little conflicted about Georgia’s 24-point win last night, this chart might help.

Basically, the offense was hell on wheels until the down marker struck three.

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Filed under Georgia Football, Stats Geek!

Speaking of “meathead Saban disciples”…

Just a reminder that South Carolina passed on Lincoln Riley to hire Boom.  Not that I’m complaining, mind you.

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Filed under 'Cock Envy, Agent Muschamp Goes Boom

If hating you is wrong, I don’t want to be right.

With all due apologies to Boobie Whitlow, I’m not one of those people who roots for rival SEC programs when they’re not facing Georgia so the conference looks good.  Screw that nonsense; I wanna watch ’em burn to the ground.

Speaking of burn, you can call this a metaphor or an omen for what unfolded in Neyland Stadium yesterday.  Either works.

Your boat sunk and your team sucked.  But at least you have your health.

You say that like it’s a bad thing, Barrett.

UT’s offense looked disorganized and its defense looked disinterested — clearly, a tribute to a great coaching staff.

But I would be remiss if I let the ultimate blame fall on Jeremy Pruitt.  Nah, let’s give credit where credit is really due.

Gawd, that makes me so happy.

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Filed under Because Nothing Sucks Like A Big Orange

One shining moment

Here’s how you make Greg Sankey proud.

Apparently, neither could Gus’ lucky rabbit’s foot.

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Filed under Auburn's Cast of Thousands, SEC Football