Daily Archives: September 4, 2019

“Man y’all can’t tell me this ain’t funny.”

Tennessee player tweets this a couple of days ago and finds he’s no longer on the team as of today.

Yeah, now that I think about it, that is funny.


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Hargrett Library PSA

Just a reminder that this is there for you:

Jason is a great guy and I have no doubt about how good this exhibit is.  Go, if you can.

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‘You had all offseason. What did you do?’

Let’s check in to see how the locals are embracing Year Four of the Boom Era ($$), shall we?

Tori Gurley, who played wide receiver at South Carolina in 2009 and 2010 and has worked as an analyst on the SEC Network and NFL Network, posted a video on Twitter on Saturday night suggesting the team should be evicted from its fancy new football facility until it plays better.

On Monday, he told The Athletic he stands by that statement.

“It’s the truth,” he said. “If I lied, anyone is open to challenge me on it. You go out and give all these young men shiny bells and whistles and for the most part, these young men didn’t work for it, and it can make you soft. That’s sad to say, but that’s how it goes. Hopefully, they can start worrying about winning football games instead of what jersey they are going to wear or some hype video on Instagram.”

Gurley even took a shot at football building’s recording studio, which is named after USC alum and recording artist Darius Rucker.

“Since when is having a Darius Rucker studio going to make you a better football player?” he asked. “If you want to go be in the band, go be in the band. You’re there to win football games, and that’s what we want to see. Pull back on the distractions so guys can worry about the task at hand.”

Yeah, that’s going well.  But not to worry, ‘Cock fans.  Agent Muschamp has some sage advice for you.

“… Let’s try to rally to win games. That’s what we’re going to do as an organization so help us win games. That would be my message (to fans), go help us win some football games.”

I really hope if the ax falls, that Muschamp blames the fans at his farewell presser for not doing enough to help the team win.  Too bad they don’t have a buyout clause.


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Them’s fightin’ words!

I can’t think of a more obvious bulletin board challenge for Kirby Smart than his opposing coach claiming that “We’re going to be the harder playing team that day.”

And, yes, I know that Smart and Stewart have a history together, but juice is juice and Kirby’s gonna serve it to his team.


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Your 9.4.19 Playpen

With the first home game coming up (Welcome to Dooley Field!), I thought this was an appropriate time to address a topic someone requested a week or so ago, namely, how to build a better tailgate music experience.

Now, to each his own on musical tastes, so I’m not gonna spend time here giving you specific advice about which songs work and which don’t (although don’t let me stop some of you from doing that in the comments), but rather, I’ll share some general advice about making your tuneage work for you.  (Those of you who still tailgate on North Campus can disregard the rest of this post, sadly.)

First of all, as a multi-year tailgate veteran in charge of bringing the noise, I can tell you that it all starts with the delivery system.  Don’t kid yourself — making the greatest mix tape/playlist in the history of Georgia football means little if your group can’t hear it.  If you’re surrounded by other tailgaters, odds are that’s going to be an issue.

It’s taken some trial and error, but for me, as I’ve posted before, this baby is flat out the bomb.

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It’s also $899, so I get it if you don’t get it.  In any event, find something everyone can hear and that has enough battery power to last several hours.  There’s nothing worse than a boombox that dies halfway through your Cocktail Party tailgate.

Next, regardless of how you source your material, make sure you can present it in a way that involves a minimal amount of fiddling.  You don’t want to be a slave to the music, constantly having to pick out songs, instead of… well, tailgating.  I’m old school, relatively speaking, so I’ve still got my trusty 160GB iPod Classic as my music source.  I’ve got several gameday playlists organized on it in time segments I can mix and match, depending on the length of a given tailgate.  (I’ve also got a 90-minute playlist for the drive up and another for the drive back, but that’s for another day.)

If you’ve go the Bluetooth route through your phone to supply songs, there are options like Spotify that should work.  (Again, those of you who do it that way, share your tips in the comments.)

As for what goes into a successful mix, consider your audience.  By that, I mean your tailgating group.  (And if I may digress for a moment, there is nothing ruder than that person who brings a ginormous PA system capable of blanketing an entire parking lot with ear-splitting music and proceeds to prove it; for some reason, that person also tends to have shit for musical taste.  Don’t be that person, please.)

I’m lucky in that I’ve been tailgating with the same bunch for decades now.  I know what my folks like, so I build my lists in their direction.  There are also songs that, for better or worse, are associated by us with certain times and events we recollect.  It’s not so much that I’m trying to create a party on the dance floor as much as contribute to a mood; after all, we’re there getting ready to go see the Dawgs play.  Our mood is generally fueled by James Brown and The Rolling Stones, with the occasional Munson clip tossed in.  Your mileage will no doubt vary from that, but as long as it takes you where you want to go, your work will be done, my son.

Anyway, that’s about the sum total of my general wisdom on the subject.  If you’ve got specific questions, ask away.  If you’ve got your own set of suggestions, share ’em with us in the comments.


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If you’ve got it, flaunt it, baby.

Scene from a city street…

I don’t know if that’s a product of Georgia State pride or Tennessee mockery, but either way, it works.


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Time to shine

I don’t think it takes genius-level insight on my part to post this, but between Murray State and Kearis Jackson’s injury, I expect George Pickens and Dominick Blaylock are about to see some serious action this Saturday.


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