Sagarin’s computer is on drugs.

Check out where Georgia is ranked here.

This is how you coach.

There was that one glorious afternoon where Tennessee had hired Mike Leach. But noooooo. That didn’t work for Phil. You had to hire the meathead Saban disciple.

— Mark Ennis (@MarkEnnis) August 31, 2019

And it’s working brilliantly for said meathead ($$).

And in the Tennessee timeout that followed Wilson’s spike of the ball with 5 seconds left, Pruitt spent almost the entire time berating Taylor. Then he started to walk away. Then he turned back and screamed some more at Taylor…

I have no doubt that shored up the young man’s confidence just when his team needed it the most… oh, wait.

Then he turned back and screamed some more at Taylor, who promptly gave up a touchdown to Talon Shumway on a slant from Taylor in the first overtime.

Buttah and buttah.

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Ladies and gentlemen, meet George Pickens.

Goodness gracious, this was sure fun to watch.

OH MY, GEORGE PICKENS 😱 pic.twitter.com/N4qo9X4HB4

— SEC Network (@SECNetwork) September 7, 2019

Just ask Kirby.

Who got more Air on this catch: KIRBY OR GEORGE PICKENS? #GODAWGS #UGA #DAWGNATION pic.twitter.com/uWqL0Yrnhy

— Dawg News Daily (@Dawgnewsdaily) September 8, 2019

Nick doubles down.

Hey @AlabamaFTBL student section, #NickSaban is calling you out yet again for not staying the entire game.

Do you want to be #1? #Saban says you didn't act like it. 😂 Listen below. @WBRCnews #RollTide #Bama pic.twitter.com/HoCTnabVtH

— ChristinaWBRC (@ChristinaWBRC) September 8, 2019

Can a football program get away with locking the gates to a stadium after halftime, so no one can leave?  Asking for a friend…

2019 Tennessee football: the gift that keeps on giving

A story told in tweets:

Tennessee had a 99.6% chance of winning with 31 seconds left in the game. Pruitt has similar odds of losing his job. pic.twitter.com/Iuj1HMn71D

— RedditCFB (@RedditCFB) September 8, 2019

How BYU (+3.5) got into position for the game-tying field goal 😳: pic.twitter.com/EZfPHGjctV

— The Action Network (@ActionNetworkHQ) September 8, 2019

Weekly Tennessee Heartbreak pic.twitter.com/NngSk4QHQI

— Pick Six Previews (@PickSixPreviews) September 8, 2019

Tennessee AD, Phillip Fulmer watches on during the Jeremy Pruitt press conference. #Vols pic.twitter.com/ejR84pwLeL

— Trey Wallace (@TreyWallace_) September 8, 2019

The Tennessee football program is sick.

These kids don’t know how to win.

Really hard problem to solve.

— Wes Rucker (@wesrucker247) September 8, 2019

Don’t stop believing, Vol fans.