September 15, 2019 · 9:23 AM

The Russian judge gave him a 7.

Kids, don’t try going full helicopter at home on your own.

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3 responses to “The Russian judge gave him a 7.”

  1. W Cobb Dawg
    September 15, 2019 at 11:46 AM

    If he’s gonna get airborne he needs to flap harder.

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  2. Russ
    September 15, 2019 at 1:00 PM

    Excellent effort.

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  3. Benny D
    September 15, 2019 at 1:36 PM

    Ahh, yes. I recall reading about the art of flying. From the The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy wiki: “[The Guide] has a large section on the subject of flying, which details exactly how to master the art of flying.

    According to the Guide, the main thing that flying requires is the ability to throw yourself at the ground and miss. It says to throw yourself forward with all your weight and “the willingness not to mind that it’s going to hurt”, however it will surely hurt if you fail to miss the ground. The difficulty is in missing the ground…
    Flying is notoriously difficult, which is why the majority of people fail and become disillusioned with this particular sport.”

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